Tonkey

a fat pastey white boy who wears shirts to tight and has an afro-puff OR goes by the name of will Jackson..cause he is a stupid faggot...

Me: Hey look its tonkey!
Nique: Lets throw sticks at him!
Kyle: no fuck that damnit lets throw rocks!
Nique and me: Ok!

by The Idiot Savant April 27, 2004

Tonkey

A Tonkey is a poodle who takes a bath in chocolate pudding for 45 minutes each day while watching SpongeBob.

I am giving my poodle a Tonkey.

by Jwhite December 16, 2013

Tanker Wanker Spanker

(n) 1. One of a group of badasses (except Dave) who work on battle tanks; (n) 2. A name given to Tank Mechanics by skinny white boys (Optic Techs) (n) 3. MOS 2146

Come on Tanker Wanker Spankers, its chow time.

by xllx_NeO_xllx October 17, 2006

Tanky

A kid named pj that has one

that kid at my school pj has a tanky

by Pjammerboi February 15, 2003

Tankypants

Nickname for SOAD vocalist Serj Tankian

I love Serjy Tankypants!! ^___^

by Serj's Pogo Stick May 18, 2006

Tanked Off

A subejective rejection mood. It's one of those emotional times (mostly found in guys) where you don't want to be subjectively nice to a certain person. Everyone can notice the mood, it's the mood between aggetated and pissed off. Another way to say Tanked Off is a boys time of month.

Charile came into work aggetated that his mother kicked him out.

His girlfriend comes in and breaks up with him currently making him Tanked Off. he rufuses to do his daily activities and work.

At the end of the day Charle's boss fires him. Now he's pissed off.

by LordWaffleKisses November 10, 2009

tankerray

A TankerRay is another word for an orgasm. Not your normal Big-O, but a fake. When a guy doesn't pleasure a girl enough to make her orgasm, she will usually fake it, or use a "TankerRay", so make the man feel like he is actually good in bed, when all the woman know he's not. Or, when you would like to prank someone, by moaning in a populated area, for example a mall or a class room, they will "TankerRay" to get odd looks from peers. Usually when a girl has intercourse with a really short guy, or a guy who likes to straighten his pubic hair instead of shaving it, the female does a TankerRay.

"Hey, Rachel, Dakota was so terrible in bed after five minutes I had to TankerRay!"

by xxabbyxx<3 October 22, 2011