Swing

Swinging a certain way is a commonly understood euphemism to describe someone's sexual orientation.

1) Heterosexual: "So, uh, which way do ya swing?"
Closet Homosexual: "I'd rather not say..."

2) heterosexual: "So which way you swing, bro?"

Bisexual: Both ways. I'm frickin Tarzan.

by Your Teenage Philosopher July 31, 2014

Singapore Subway

The act of sliding micro machines down a paper towel tube into another person anus

Tim: Hey i am bored do you want to try a Singapore subway

Jill: We are all out of micro machines, if you wait an hour i might be able to pass the ones from last time

by Kevin Getzewich September 5, 2007

the swing

Use "its the swing" when something is "the shit," really chill, effing sweet, "da bomb"

What did you do last night? I went to a new club it was the swing.
That chick's pussy was the swing.

by Shelley and Leslie December 27, 2007

swing

(v.) To have open, promiscuity with a select group of partners, who "swing" eachother's wives and girlfriends back and forth to other people.

If you don't swing, don't ring!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

swing on the spiral

A phrase used in a tool song...lateralus. It's a message telling people to keep going.

"swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human....Spiral out. Keep going, going..." -Tool

It's the best song ever...

by Brittany Padilla July 27, 2005

swinger

A married person who enjoys swapping spouses with another married couple.

Dick and Jane are swingers; last weekend, they swapped spouses with the neighbors for a sexual experience.

by UrbanWebster February 14, 2004

nut swinger

A person that represents someone (famous) to the point that they might as well be hanging off their nuts.

Kid 1: Oh I love 50 cent! Hes the best! I have all his cds, posters, clothes, everything!

Kid 2 to Kid 3: Yo, Kid 1 is one of the biggest nut swingers I've ever seen.

by G-funk the allstar December 28, 2005