a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"
Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!
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To be screwed over by an otherwise competent individual. It looks like it's inadvertent but it always happens.
The party booked 3 months ago but no one knew because it wasn't communicated to anyone else. You were swannered.
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