swamp donkey

a word used for a very fugly woman very fugly

she is a real swamp donkey, how could you! what were your motives?

by halloran May 15, 2008

Swamp donkey

a swift footed swamp ass slut that sleeps with every hairy, dick, and sometimes cool cats known as toms, and some may rock a mushroom top

"So i tell the swamp donkey to sock it before i give her a trunk in the treys' mans' entrance and have her lick me apples". On a Euro trip

by Ana.L November 13, 2014

Swamp Donkey

A very ugly, usually fat guy who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault females who are too drunk to defend themselves

derrick is a swamp donkey!

by hermanator1234 January 29, 2015

Swamp Donkey

A BBW girl who is unreliable and sloppy. She constantly does whatever it takes to make a buck or get a loan. Men use her as a dirty sex toyi.

Oh snap, that sex toyi is a swamp donkey.

by therealestgenius December 1, 2016

Swamp donkey

A shit so big it pokes out of the water. When you try to flush it’s too big and it won’t go down.

Hey Jim!
Yeah buddy what’s up?
Last night I took a shit so big. It wouldn’t flush and it was poking out if the water!!
Well bro, looks like you dropped a swamp donkey.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2018

swamp donkey

Lower than a cunt..

Your a swamp donkey slut...

by SIXTYSIXTYNINE August 8, 2017

Swamp donkey

*A very hairy woman.

*Mostly found in the Pacific north west and the Galapagos Islands.

*First discovery made in Shasta County.

Bro, I got laid last night. But she was a total swamp donkey.

by Polarbear667 October 14, 2018