Student Film

9/10 times, a student film involves:
- Zombies
- The homeless
- Suicide or Death in a dramatic light
- A short story they didn't write
- Alarm clocks
- The stalest of actors
- Needless exploitation of available resources (slow motion, racking focus for no reason, fancy credit titles)
- Poser pablum
- Blunt and painful symbolism
- An epic tale constrained to 5 minutes
- Copyrighted music used without permission, probably Radiohead or Sigur Ros
- Terrible sound or terrible shots (usually sound, rarely both)

9/10 times, a student piece sucks balls.

The 10th time, the time that it doesn't suck balls, it's probably a comedy.

Did you see that student film about the kid with a literal crutch, but his crutch was also his mother? And when he told her how she's his CRUTCH he threw his crutch on the ground and walked off? Deep man... DEEP.

by DougYoung February 13, 2009

Middle School Student

(Male) Stupid douchebag wiggers who think they're cool when they aren't shit and never will be. Often uses slang terms no one knows nor cares about. Usually wears Jewelry falsely masculinized as "Bling". Bad taste in music, listens to "gangsta" rap when they grew up in or are in the suburbs, and gets stuff off the itunes top ten list. Also tries to go into high school being cool and trash-talking older people, using phrases such as "You wanna go?!" and "I can take you!" repeatedly, then pisses himself when a senior so much as walks in their direction.

Most of my fellow male middle school students (around 75%) Meet these requirements. I've lost hope in the human race.

by IHatemypeerstheyarereallycocky March 4, 2011

Student Village

The nice and politically-correct name that Queen's University insists refers to the hundreds of student houses surrounding its campus. Those living within and around it, however, more frequently (and accurately) call it the Student Ghetto, or "The Ghetto" for short. It is home to the famous and nefarious "Aberdeen Street Party" every year at Homecoming, in which 6000+ people (mostly from out of town) cram into a 500 metre-long street.

By and large, the houses are run-down and the rent overpriced. The neighbourhood is also home to "ghetto bugs," which are really just disgusting big millipedes. Squirrels also run amok in the ghetto and do not fear humans whatsoever; sometimes entering student homes through the crappy screen windows.

Behaviour in the "Village" includes drunk 20-somethings loudly stumbling home from the bar all days of the week and frequent cries of "Ole, Ole, Ole Oleeee..." as people begin flip cup games on their front lawn. People play football on the streets. BBQs are common. The sidewalks are never paved in the winter. Drivers beware, there is a lot of jaywalking.

Some non-students do live in the so-called "Student Village," and they either adore students or hate them desperately. They live in much nicer houses than the students, because their landlords do not take unfair advantage of them.

Either way, the "Student Village" is an overly polite euphemism to prevent the University from actually having to DO anything to improve the housing conditions for the students in the area, and is used as a tool to uphold the school's Reputation, although most of the students are living in total shitholes.

Queen's University staff member: Oh hello, young student! I'm doing some PR work. Do you live in the Student Village?

Student: The what?? Sorry lady, I live in the Ghetto.

by ktowner2010 May 31, 2009

New Mexican college student

It's when two people are going at it doggie style, & the guy throws up all over the girl because he drank way too many Jäger bombs & played too much beer pong.

"The other night at Billys man, I got so chocolate wasted... I took this chick upstairs, & we were goin at it, I had her on her face. & right when she screamed my name, I puked right on the back of her head."
"Damn, you pulled a New Mexican college student."
"Fuckin' Jäger."

by Penny Faye October 22, 2011

Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

Shitpost that originated from the youtube video "7 Strangest Things That Happened on an Airplane" posted by youtuber "They Will Kill you" it is followed by an equally funny entry "Number 6: Man urinated on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke"

they will kill you: Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

by Hehe I cheated August 31, 2021

Student Teacher relationship

A highly risky.....but frickin awesome relationship.

Often fantasized about, rarely pursued. Usually involves mind-blowing sex.

Most people have fantasized about it.

Teacher: Michelle, I'll need to see you after school about your homework
Student: OK
* After school student comes into room teacher locks door!!! (use your imagination) = Student Teacher relationship

by heypresto December 6, 2010

High School Student

High school students, or high schoolers, are people in their third metamorphosis stage. High schoolers rely on an intricate symbiotic relationship with one another involving homework and tests to survive High School, usually they start communication with phrases such as "Dude, did you do the homework?" or "We had a test today? Oh shit!" High schoolers usually form into herds or groups commonly known as cliques. Cliques are described by the type of High schooler that the clique consists of, such as; Jockeys, Gossip Girls, Geeks, and Groupies. It is not uncommon to see "lone wolves", which do not fall into any cliques, but are commonly feared as predators.

Back when I was a High school Student, I copied all my tests and homework off of my friends.

High School Students are always stealing my tests before the exam! ~ Unfortunate Teacher

by istnir March 13, 2012