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strump

To drive at a high rate of speed down a well-known, empty highway. Generally strumping is characterized by the gentle bouncing that occurs as the vehicle passes several sections of uneven pavement in rapid succession.
Yo, I was strumpin' up and down I-95 for like 45 minutes trying to find that scunt's crib.
by DangerMouse83 February 28, 2007
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strumpet

that ggirls a strumpet
by Anonymous October 20, 2003
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Strumpet

That damn strumpet screwed everyone in the woodwind section! What a slutty trumpet.
by Stephimee May 20, 2009
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strum

The dangly piece of skin that connects the ball-sack and the dong!!
ME-"Dude that girl last night was all over my strum!!"
FRIEND-"So she was a strum bandit?"
ME-"yep!"
by bragdo May 13, 2008
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Strua

A strip club, gentleman's club, titty bar, etc. Adult enterainment
"Hey you guys wanna hit up downtown tonite?"

"Fuck that man lets just go to the strua"

"Seen"
by MIKE MAZ June 23, 2006
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MAN-strual Cycle

The definition of Man-strual Cycle is when a man acts snooty, bossy, or emo right out of the blue.
Another form of the word is weiriod (weer-ee-ud), much like the word period, but for a man. A man's weiriod happens when a man has a flashback of when he first hit puberty. This flashback will trigger very strong emotions that cause the MAN-strual cycle.
Joe: "Why is Tray acting so weird?"
Blake: "I don't know but I think he has his weiriod today..."
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Mother: "Tray! I told you ten minutes ago to bring me your dirty laundry!!!"
Tray: "Ugh, Mom, why are you yelling at me? I hate you! You never told me to bring you my laundryyyyy!"
Father:"What is with Tray today, Cheryl?"
Mother: "I have a feeling he just got his man-strual cycle for the first time..."
Tray: "I'm not deaf, Mom and Dad! Talk about this SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!"
Father: "Woah there, Tray, I have been thinking about talking about the birds and the bees for a long time. You need to know that when..."
by DelaneyMayMay February 7, 2015
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strumf

NO: I strumfed the strumfing strumf in her strumf hole!
YES: I smurfed the smurfing smurf in her smurf hole!
by mihais13 March 29, 2008
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