originated from the punk/hardcore scene, a straight edger is offtenly referred to as a douche. One who has given up on all the fun things in life, a person who, for fun, dancing in circles wailing his/her arms about as if in some sort of cardiac arrest.
by BrownStain99 February 5, 2009
Get the Straight Edgemug. a really gay thing that means you dont to drugs drink or cuss... im tired of these little pussys....
by Crazy Eddie April 20, 2005
Get the Straight Edgemug. by asdfjkl;hjm123 February 22, 2012
Get the Straight Edgemug. The term Straight Edge originates from Emoy little fucks who stay home at night and cut themselves (with a straight edge) while their friends are out partying hard. Straight edge "parties" commonly have such entertaining games as pin the tail on the donkey, and who can stay up the longest without succumbing to boredom induced exhaustion; a step up from being a Mormon, but still a mass of displaced losers in society, adhering to another pointless fad. Straight edges rarely go to non-straight edge parties, because they woe to know what they're missing out on.
by Lanan June 25, 2005
Get the Straight Edgemug. A false belief with false promises.
Indulge in the pleasures of the flesh, do not cling to your petty promises of purity and honour, for they do not exist.
This is a belief that human beings shouldn't drink, do drugs or have casual sex. These three things will always exist; you're fighting a losing battle, Straight Edges.
Twist your edge.
Indulge in the pleasures of the flesh, do not cling to your petty promises of purity and honour, for they do not exist.
This is a belief that human beings shouldn't drink, do drugs or have casual sex. These three things will always exist; you're fighting a losing battle, Straight Edges.
Twist your edge.
The Straight Edge didn't have any fun, he was too cool for it. He was too cool to go out for a drink with his friends, too cool to know what if you're not a complete dick you can enjoy drugs and alchohol without any EXTREMELY derogatory backlash.
by Alec Girard, Twisted Edge. May 1, 2005
Get the Straight Edgemug. Big fat pussys that like to be jackasses and go around and but up the peaceful little stoners and drunks
by John cockery October 4, 2005
Get the Straight Edgemug. Straight Edge means Not doing drugs, Not drinking, Not having casual sex unless in a relationship.
Kids in local music scenes seem to think that they are cool by labeling themselves as Straight Edge, most of them dont know what the fuck there talking about and run all over the place (like thoughs in a gay parade) letting everyone know how cool and Straight Edge they are. These are the kids that need to grow up. You can not drink and not do drugs without having some retarded label. Its simply just another dumb fad that the "scene" kids think is cool.
The people who are really straight edge are people over the age of 19 who dont feel that drugs, drinking and casual sex are a very healthy life choice, these are usually respectable people who do not tattoo "XXX" on themselves or swing there arms and legs in some "dance pit" at a local show to show how HARDCORE and STRAIGHT EDGE they are.
Real straight edgers also dont force there views on people and yell straight edge everytime they see someone with a beer or a joint in there hand.
They also wont call themselves straight edge, they just are they dont need to parade.
Kids in local music scenes seem to think that they are cool by labeling themselves as Straight Edge, most of them dont know what the fuck there talking about and run all over the place (like thoughs in a gay parade) letting everyone know how cool and Straight Edge they are. These are the kids that need to grow up. You can not drink and not do drugs without having some retarded label. Its simply just another dumb fad that the "scene" kids think is cool.
The people who are really straight edge are people over the age of 19 who dont feel that drugs, drinking and casual sex are a very healthy life choice, these are usually respectable people who do not tattoo "XXX" on themselves or swing there arms and legs in some "dance pit" at a local show to show how HARDCORE and STRAIGHT EDGE they are.
Real straight edgers also dont force there views on people and yell straight edge everytime they see someone with a beer or a joint in there hand.
They also wont call themselves straight edge, they just are they dont need to parade.
band member-"After the show tonight stick around and get drunk"
stupid scene kid-"FUCKING STRAIGHT EDGE!"
drunk fan-"Who the fuck are you? Im gunna kick your ass you stupid scene kid, nobody cares that you dont drink!"
other crowd members- "BITCH!" "THAT KIDS A BITCH"
stupid scene kid- "I dont care what anybody thinks! IM gunna STAY GOLD"
stupid scene kid-"FUCKING STRAIGHT EDGE!"
drunk fan-"Who the fuck are you? Im gunna kick your ass you stupid scene kid, nobody cares that you dont drink!"
other crowd members- "BITCH!" "THAT KIDS A BITCH"
stupid scene kid- "I dont care what anybody thinks! IM gunna STAY GOLD"
by Jordan, Klondale May 29, 2008
Get the Straight Edgemug.