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A stoner is someone who smokes weed everyday. Smoking marijuana has become a part of that persons life, and is not viewed as a drug, but rather a "supplement" for enhancing that persons life on any way they choose. Personally I like to smoke the reefer and just enjoy life, and by being stoned, everything you do feels, sounds, and looks better. It is a way of life and having it labeled illegal will not stop a true stoner from doing what he/she loves the most.
Male 1 (not a stoner). "Dude this is so boring all we are doing is sitting here doing nothing!"

Male 2 (is a stoner). "Dude, I'm stoned..... :) "
by weedisallyouneed, mang. November 27, 2011
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n. short for standby boner. A boner held in reserve until a certain action or event takes place.
As Brian was making out with the girl from the bar, Spooky lied at the foot of the bed with a stoner, hoping to get in on the action.
by Soss Man April 1, 2008
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1. People who enjoy drugs or herbs. They may pick from one or more of these: marijuana, LSD, 2CB, Cocaine, and/or heroine. They enjoy getting high and chillin out.

2. People who use illegal drugs to distract them from their feelings or make them feel better for a while.
Look at that stoner he looks like he's having a good time.
by Shleeby94 June 1, 2009
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One who appreciates the magic of science, but not in the academic sense
Look at Jim watching Carl Sagan, he's such a stoner!
by angelhairpasta May 13, 2011
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Stoners are people who smoke a ton of weed. They are relaxed, nice, caring, humble and down to earth people. Stoners make great friends and most commonly have a wonderful outlook on life and a intense love for positive vibes. Let’s be honest, being sober is boring. Come get high with me and see how beautiful the world really is.
“Dude, Jordan is such a massive stoner, he smokes pot every single day. I don’t think you understand, he’s always high”.
by StonerGod420 January 4, 2018
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: A person who cant form a real relationship with anything but a smoking aparatus, most of his friends have either given up on him or died trying. He refuses to listen to reason and force feeds his left over friends random ideas and commends he feels at the specific moment having almost no recolection of the
Me, and Im a Stoner
by VallliSimma April 3, 2009
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someone who smokes weed almost every day, but they arent a pothead yet.
what i used to be :)
by kourtney June 28, 2004
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