by Disgruntled Winnipeger August 14, 2005
A person who lounges around, smoking cannabis, to avoid daily responsibilities and blames the government for their low wages.
1: You remember that stoner that dropped out of school?
2: Yeah isn’t he working at McDonald’s, even after 8 years?
2: Yeah isn’t he working at McDonald’s, even after 8 years?
by CaptainDeadpool69 March 07, 2019
by mr??? June 30, 2009
Little whiny bitches who smoke weed all day and waste the time of other people with actual lives. They aren't very intelligent and they are the worst type of class clowns. They stink like nobody's business and in 20 years, will be living with their mother while the rest of the world will be enjoying the fruits of their labor: A nice house and car and plenty of money to spend on a comfortable life. :) They bitch about people looking down on weed because they are jealous. They wish their lives weren't such wastes.
Hey. Look at that kid. He's a stoner. We all know where he's going to be in 20 years. He's going to be the best burger flipper ever!!!!
by derpxx October 05, 2010
by Johnny Griptape September 29, 2006
Everyone knows that the definition of stoner is a person who enjoys smoking marijuana, but beyond that, enjoys the marijuana culture (demographically speaking, they tend to be smokers who grow).
But there is a definition borrowed from a really old webster dictionary definition from the late 1500's... ok im just making that up, I just made up a definition, but should suit a definition mathematically.
these are the tools i measure with (its a medium sized jay)
Measured in days(d), joints (W).
Criteria:
If a the person smokes atleast two Ws a day for 28 consecutive days straight.
If a person smokes without prior planning or knowledge of smoke/smokes out with people they randomly meet on the street.
Has had a 14 day or more smoking trip or smoking binge with their friends where they have each smoked 10 or more Ws each day.
If the person fills two or more of those criteria, they are stoners- good for you :)
But there is a definition borrowed from a really old webster dictionary definition from the late 1500's... ok im just making that up, I just made up a definition, but should suit a definition mathematically.
these are the tools i measure with (its a medium sized jay)
Measured in days(d), joints (W).
Criteria:
If a the person smokes atleast two Ws a day for 28 consecutive days straight.
If a person smokes without prior planning or knowledge of smoke/smokes out with people they randomly meet on the street.
Has had a 14 day or more smoking trip or smoking binge with their friends where they have each smoked 10 or more Ws each day.
If the person fills two or more of those criteria, they are stoners- good for you :)
Yo Andreas!! Dude, that Stoner Kevin just met some random Stoner dude on the street who was wearing a clown hat just now and they went off to bake at the beach dude. I thought they were going to get into an argument or something but they just went to smoke up without us while we were on the 14 day smoking binge where we smoked atleast like 15 joints a day dude, dude we went from smoking like atleast 4 joints of some dope bud a day for 28 days...
If you talk like this- you just might be a Stoner.
Although if you don't talk like this, you could still be a Stoner- if you smoke that much consecutively and have such conversations.
If you talk like this- you just might be a Stoner.
Although if you don't talk like this, you could still be a Stoner- if you smoke that much consecutively and have such conversations.
by LegalizeItNow April 07, 2010
A person that smokes Pot or does other types of drugs.
A person that is imspired by getting high.
A person gets high not to be uneducated but to be happy and wants to do more stuff with friends that they would never do if not high.
It makes sex better!!!!!!
A person that is imspired by getting high.
A person gets high not to be uneducated but to be happy and wants to do more stuff with friends that they would never do if not high.
It makes sex better!!!!!!
Dude 1: Dude lets go smoke some pot man so i can watch that thing in the corner move around it looks like it is alive but i don't want to get to close it because it might crawl at me with its front leg.
Dude 2: LMAO WHAT THE FUCK MAN YOU ARE SUCH A STONER.
Dude 2: LMAO WHAT THE FUCK MAN YOU ARE SUCH A STONER.
by qzn August 04, 2009