smoked 

to be blown away in some sort of competition.

My Powerbook smoked your G4 in those performance benchmarks!

smoked by Bungalow Bill October 17, 2001

Smoked out 

Smoked so much weed in your life that you smoked yourself stupid.

Guy1 Mike cant even add 2+2 bro.
Guy 2 damn that foos smoked out.
Guy 1 lol

Smoked out by Nela213 February 20, 2019

stoved up 

Stiff or inflexible

"Mimi is all stoved up after riding in the car all day"

stoved up by Nancyism November 29, 2013

rolling stoned

on Ecstasy and Weed.

ay, you rolling stoned?

rolling stoned by knoTHAstreets November 6, 2006

getting two birds stoned at once

Rickyism for "killing two birds with one stone".

"It's like getting two birds stoned at once."

getting two birds stoned at once by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

Stoned Over 

After a long night of smoking the reefer, one gets so fucking blazed that they feel it the next morning.

Right now, Garrett's stoned over, he had way to much tree. Luckily he was crunked and ferjunked

Stoned Over by Garemy String December 28, 2005

Stoned 

a time when you come up with the funniest quotes in the world and your a fucking genious but dont remember any of it in the morning...

See the movie Blow w/ Johnny Depp.

Stoned by DW April 4, 2004