A male member of the U.S. Navy and is either found in a drunken or hungover state which is dependent on the number of hours the squid has been awake. Usually found in strip/go-go bars on the 1st and 15th of each month as those are paydays. Tends to drive a Mustang, however the squid generally does not have a license due to his number of DUI convictions.
Things squids like:
Weed. They are thought to be the only people on earth that can form an addition to the substance, which is quite the subject of many a discussion as the penalties of smoking week results in unemployment and imprisonment.
Hookers. Squids are known to fall in love with hookers and will often fight other squids to defend a hookers honor.
Things squids like:
Weed. They are thought to be the only people on earth that can form an addition to the substance, which is quite the subject of many a discussion as the penalties of smoking week results in unemployment and imprisonment.
Hookers. Squids are known to fall in love with hookers and will often fight other squids to defend a hookers honor.
Jailor 1 - Hey wow this drunk tank sure is full today
Jailor 2 - Yeah those damn squids got paid today
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Commonwealth of Virginia - Sir you are being charges with DUI and we noticed in your passenger seat was a 17 year old girl that was drunk, high and naked.
Squid - Don't judge me
Commonwealth of Virginia - Sir in this court I am the judge
Squid - Sorry, that was the whiskey talking
Jailor 2 - Yeah those damn squids got paid today
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Commonwealth of Virginia - Sir you are being charges with DUI and we noticed in your passenger seat was a 17 year old girl that was drunk, high and naked.
Squid - Don't judge me
Commonwealth of Virginia - Sir in this court I am the judge
Squid - Sorry, that was the whiskey talking
by exsquid January 26, 2012
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The term derives from what is discernable from his corpse:
A helmet with stringy fleshy bit dangling from the bottom.
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The term derives from what is discernable from his corpse:
A helmet with stringy fleshy bit dangling from the bottom.
Also see calamari
by schimschone March 11, 2005
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A (used) condom found inside of female’s birth canal by a sexual partner other than that whom misplaced/discarded it.
M1: Dude, when was the last time you slept with that trick Cindy?
M2: Four days ago, why?
M1: Because last night I was fingering her at the bleachers and I fished a plump Angry Squid out of her cavernous pussy!
M2: Oh.
M2: Four days ago, why?
M1: Because last night I was fingering her at the bleachers and I fished a plump Angry Squid out of her cavernous pussy!
M2: Oh.
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Get the Squidgerydidge mug.Verb 1- The act of squeezing through a tight gap or otherwise impenetrable space
Verb 2- The act of forcibly inserting oneself into a conversation unrelated to oneself
Noun 3 - A person of slight proportion who utilises both forms of the verb squidge in their day to day existence
Verb 2- The act of forcibly inserting oneself into a conversation unrelated to oneself
Noun 3 - A person of slight proportion who utilises both forms of the verb squidge in their day to day existence
1- "Wow did you see Aaron just squidge his way through that tight doorway"
2- "Well done Andrew, you just squidged your way into this conversation didn't you"
3- "Man isn't William such a squidge"
2- "Well done Andrew, you just squidged your way into this conversation didn't you"
3- "Man isn't William such a squidge"
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