Salty Pepermint Squash

A kind of urine that is a pain to all the senses, it usually makes your eyes water and burns your genitalia.

I save my salty Pepermint Squash so I can sell it on eBay.

by Jakob Müdd April 18, 2014

cop some squash

The act of reaching down the pants of one’s male sex partner.

After becoming aroused, it became clear to him that she was trying to cop some squash.

by anonymous July 15, 2019

Squishy Langford

To insert a full hand into ones rectum and move it round like stirring cake mix.

A squishy Langford is finished by one `licking the spoon`.

Dan: Oh man you should have seen it, she was screaming from that Squishy Langford i gave her.

Sam: Nice.

by Stanuel December 11, 2009

Squishy Moon Pie

To press your bare ass cheeks against a window, and then shit.

Sam made a squishy moon pie at McDonalds.

by zeroPRO15 October 25, 2010

Squishy

A girl/women that is appropriately proportioned to look really sexy. Not skinny so that she needs a sandwich but not BBW.

Squishy should invoke the underlying desire to bite the girl/women. One should be able to bite and get enough of a bite so that it is a sexy bite and does not hurt too much. A good rule of thumb is at least a 1" fold.

Squishy is a very good complement on a women's figure.

Man did you you see Jill she is really squishy, I want to bite her. But dude Patricia could really use a sandwich.

by The Peasant King December 13, 2012

Squishy Hippo

The chew toy your dog humps.

EEW!!! Take the squishy hippo AWAY!!!

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

Squishy Republican

A "right-wing" elected official whose personal interests or public image comes before the promises they have made to their voters

- Did you hear what Liz Cheney said?
- Don't get me started. That bitch is a squishy Republican.
- Yeah. FUCK LIZ CHENEY!

by Jesg2001 May 12, 2021