Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

hobble squash

the 5th addition to the harry potter. this house is filled with the special wizards and witches who require special attention from the teachers.

fuck that cunt would be in hobble squash

by hobblesquaher March 12, 2023

Squash

To become a couch potato until further notice.

Usually given as an order/instruction by a parent, authority figure or even a personal companion who is asking you to stay put for an indefinite amount of time.

I went to pick up frozen yogurt and bumped into her and the kids and they tagged along and I had to take them a bunch of places.

Why didn’t you tell them to squash themselves?

by Mrbigglesworth123456 December 22, 2023

Squash

A brother in arms, A bro, A Cro, someone who is your day one and got your back in any situation.

Yo squash.

by Big stepper O April 12, 2024

Squash

A bro, A cro. Someone who has your back no matter what and is ready to ride or die with you.

"Yo squash!"

by Big stepper O April 23, 2024

squash tarts

A generic Pop Tart that has an unpleasant tasting filling and looks as if it flattened rather than rose during baking.

I hate it whenever mom buys those generic squash tarts that taste like the flavor was all squashed out.

by anonymous December 27, 2024

Chipotle Squash

A man who comes into queso while the lights are out, balls deep in queso while eating all the chicken and toes in cheese every night

The Chipotle Squash strikes again!!!

by Gambling king April 29, 2025