Selena

A selena is a gun, preferably a pistol or an uzi, used for home invasion hits and alleyway hits. Made popular by St. Petersburg, Florida rapper YungBeanFarmer

Lil Squirr: last night T-Bradd met my selena
Funk: oh so u was the one that clocked him
Lil Squirr: yea ofc

by Swagg_Dinero December 27, 2020

Selena

Selena is an outgoing person and sometimes annoying. She is shy while giving presentations and laughs way too much. She has long thick hair that everyone likes to pet. She has glasses because she can’t see. Selena’s are usually under 5’6 and short pinkies

teacher: time to present Selena
Selena: *giggles uncontrollably and looks asian*
Selena: laughs throughout her presentation so nobody understands anything
The audience: she must be a Selena

by Letmefuckyourtoes March 8, 2021

Selena gomez

The most talented musician. She is down to earth and pretty as hell. So selena gomez means perfect

The new student in my class is so selena gomez

by Smackmyasslikeadrum September 15, 2021

selenaxrosalia

Selenaxrosalia is a mix fp with selena (queen of tejano) and rosalia (a flaminco dancer) she makes velocitys and is very inspiring to children.

me:do yk selenaxrosalia?!

other mf:no?

by Dj barabara October 21, 2021

Selena

selena is THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING, AND PERFECT PERSON ON THIS PLANET. she is effortlessly funny and has the smile of a thousand shining stars. everyone loves selena because all of the good energy she radiates and her amazing personality that’s like no other. selena is a strong woman with many many talents and she’s the one thing that was missing from my life before i met her. she’s everything you can ever want in a person and i would do anything for her without a doubt.

me : wow selena looks so tasty today

other person : TRUUUEEEE

by sometimes gay November 24, 2021

Selena

If you find a selena, never ever let her go. She’ll make you feel everything, she’ll spend countless nights of no sleep just to talk to you.

“ I think I found my selena “

by Kaliriño November 24, 2021

Selena

Do not depend on selenas they think everything is a joke they think they are so funny I hate her sm might as while die than to depend on Selena

Person:hey Selena could you help me with homework it's due tomorrow
Selena:yeah sure after I finish this game it'll be over in 30 minutes
*The next day*
Person:WTH SELENA MY HOMEWORK IS DUE IN 10 MINUTES AND I DID NOTHING
Selena:HAHA GET PRANKED LMAO
Person:ITS NOT FUNNY IM GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE IF I DONT TURN THIS IN
Selena:CHILL OUT ITS JUST A JOKE

by Everyoneofyousucks December 2, 2021