spoon

not the sharpes object in the draw

stop asking stupid shit you spoon

by ONEDEEP August 30, 2005

Spoon

A metal object used for shovelling food into the mouth(1) and or and insult.(2)

1.Tim ate polietly with his spoon.
2.That guys a right spoon.

by Ambug July 20, 2007

Spooning

Eleven people in a bed with their socks off.

Bob - "Hey man, call up 9 whores and let's all spoon?"

Bill - "I'll get right on that dude, I love spooning."

Bob - "Radical."

by AFishMan December 5, 2011

Spooning

When you eat a spoon (typically one of the small plastic variety) and later poop it out.

I was eating ice cream and accidently wound up spooning.

by Lawlraptor November 12, 2016

spoon

the act genital to genital interaction without intercourse.

ie.
Penis to Ass while sleeping or laying in bed.

by alyssa January 1, 2004

spooned

When someone shoves a spoon up your ass, even if you don't want them to.

BRO WTF!!! Why would you spoon me... I liked it tho ;)

i just got spooned baby ;)

by Mehole6789 December 13, 2019

Spooning

The act of eating yoghurt out of a woman's vagina.

Samantha: Woah, my friend told me he was spooning his wife!
Philip: That's fucking stupid.

by Spaghetti911 November 18, 2013