spooning

the sexual way of cuddling.

tom:yo steve me and my girl were spooning
last night

steve: aye dawg go for it

by gayassshit September 9, 2018

Spoons

A game that three or more good friends would play in any dangerous gangsta populated city (Ex: Detroit). You drive really fast down a street and find a suitable black target. Yell "nigger!" as you drive past them and throw your spoon at them. If you hit them you get to drive away safely. If you miss you have to get out of the car and get the spoon.

*Spoon must be metal

*Anyone can play, even darkies

Johnny: Hey Billy, let's go play spoons!!!

Billy: Alright, I'm high as fuck but let's do it.

Johnny: Yeah, I fuckin' hate niggers!

by Nuck666 February 12, 2010

spooning

where a man (usually a very tall man) with the use of a verybig spoon churns milk to make cheese.

francise was spooning cheese last summer

by Brof Brofferson March 3, 2009

Spooning

When you have a spoon to pleasure someone by inserting it in to their anal cavity and removing any substances within, then proceeding to feed it to them (sometimes with force). This can also be used to clean out any rectal clots or clumps, before anal sex (though the feeding still takes place).

Dude! i got caught spooning that girl right after i forked her!
Whats forking?
you do NOT wanna know...

Hey wanna have anal sex?
Sure let me get my spoon.

by Ryedawg25@CelticS May 28, 2011

Spoon

An affectionate term for someone behaving like a bit of a fool, saying something really stupid, or doing something really silly

Reginald, you spoon.

Reginald, you are behaving in manner of a spoon.

by sonneblom July 16, 2006

spooning

putting a spoon in someones pocket while they are not looking. if the victom doesnt catch you, you have successfully spooned the person. if the victom does catch you, you loose you spoon.

spooner:*puts spoon in victom pocket*
victom:*doesnt notice*
random kid: dude uve just been spooned
victom: shit
SUCCESSFUL SPOONING!!!
spooner: *puts spoon in victoms pocket*
victom: *turns around and grabs spoon*
spooner: damnit
UNSUCCESSFUL SPOONING!! SRY

by computerfreak May 28, 2007

spooning

Penis is against ass..and you lay like spoons in a box yo.

Some fag used to yell "WANNA SPOON?" to me all the time at recess. Goodbye. Im not spooning!

by Mecca January 10, 2006