splat pack

a pornographic picture encased in a plastic bag that is can be plastered to the wall, and used in a jail or prison shower to fap off to; some fap packs or the materials used to construct one may have some trade value.

Mojo screws confiscated my favorite splat pack. Bro, I be trade you a splat pack for a loosey.

by dbez October 9, 2011

Splat

Reference to the sound of a woman's genitals being smacked with a spatula with the resulting sound being a noun to describe a vagina

Dave asked for Kim to send him a picture of her splat

Jane had a fine looking splat

by Mustgav July 26, 2025

dry splat

The lack of sound that a bug makes when it hits your windshield. This is caused from hot dry weather and no bug juice.

It has been so hot and dry out that when Pat and I were driving down the road we ran into a swarm of bugs and had nothing but dry splats which leave no marks on the windshield.

by demon71 August 11, 2010

lid splat

The layer of yoghurt that remains on the lid of the yoghurt after removing said lid.

I hate it when people lick the lid splat off when eating a yoghurt

by Smithysaintz May 12, 2018

splat

idk it means splat

“Dude the ballon looked like a splat”

by moicah April 22, 2020

Splat

After having sex in a movie theater, you go splat.
The last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.

Dylan: Sandra and Jacob were having a 2 man in the movie theater.
Jack: Imagine hearing them go "splat"
Marco: That's the last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.

by thesplatter January 31, 2024

Bush Splat

When you splat off a building because you blacked out and munched a bush. And you did it 2 more times and don’t remember that either

Holy fuck, I blacked out so bad last night. I need bush splat.

by bushsplat February 23, 2024