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Donald Douchebag TreasonTrump is always sassing off his hateful mouth like the bully kid that he is. He just indicted today for stealing political campaign money to pay the stripper whore Stormy Daniels to shut up about this brief tryst/affair they had while his current (paper-only marriage) third wife was a few months pregnant. He also sent a goon to threaten Stormy not to chirp.
Nonetheless, she spilled the beans on '60 Minutes', revealing that she held a rolled-up magazine with his ugly scowling mug on the front cover. Donnie il Douche said, 'Oh mama, would you?'. She said, 'Pull down your pants!' and she gave him two swats on the ass. We've had all kinds of Presidents before, good and bad and ugly but NONE of them was a sissyish wimpy pissant spankee boy like Donald Jerk Trump is. He's a total fucking disgrace.
The very next week after Stormy Daniels spoke on TV about this, Spanky Boy Daughter-Molester ordered the mass kidnappings of thousands of migrant and Hispanic children from their families and detained them in dirty filthy concentration camps like the fascist pig that he is. He kept them in such horrid conditions where they were overcrowded, diseased, starved, beaten and raped. In one such camp the females were forcibly sterilized.
Donnie Douchebag is a traitor fascist Caligula SMF criminal spankee boy, with NO virtuous or honorable qualities or traits whatsoever.
Nonetheless, she spilled the beans on '60 Minutes', revealing that she held a rolled-up magazine with his ugly scowling mug on the front cover. Donnie il Douche said, 'Oh mama, would you?'. She said, 'Pull down your pants!' and she gave him two swats on the ass. We've had all kinds of Presidents before, good and bad and ugly but NONE of them was a sissyish wimpy pissant spankee boy like Donald Jerk Trump is. He's a total fucking disgrace.
The very next week after Stormy Daniels spoke on TV about this, Spanky Boy Daughter-Molester ordered the mass kidnappings of thousands of migrant and Hispanic children from their families and detained them in dirty filthy concentration camps like the fascist pig that he is. He kept them in such horrid conditions where they were overcrowded, diseased, starved, beaten and raped. In one such camp the females were forcibly sterilized.
Donnie Douchebag is a traitor fascist Caligula SMF criminal spankee boy, with NO virtuous or honorable qualities or traits whatsoever.
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