Spam

The process of texting, calling,and connecting with someone repeatedly in an attempt to annoy them and/or use their data

Bob; Micheal stop spamming me my data is going to run out
Michael; shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

by Lani_queen00 April 08, 2019

Spam

A Delicious meat for all to enjoy

Man that three week old spam really cured my (cold)

by RE3TR05 January 25, 2019

Spam

The best type of ham there ever was.

Yo I got some spam anybody want some ?

by That Lego on the floor April 27, 2017

Spam

Shit... the most annoying thing ever. I got a message the other day from some bitch saying her late father died, and she wants to share her money with me. She asked if she could use MY FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT. THAT'S BULLSHIT, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LET ANYONE NEAR IT?!?! She says she has hundreds of thousands of dollars that she wants to share, but she would take couple thousand I have. There are 2 problems with that:

a. I'm not a dumbshit
b. I'm saving up for a car.

When someone sends you spam, send a nasty letter back! And I mean nasty, like, shit.

by A7X forever September 10, 2010

Spam

Stuff
Posing
As
Meat

Dude 1: Wanna go get some spam?
Dude 2: Nah, I'd rather get some real meat.

by StellaLuna1234 February 10, 2010

Spam

1: Some nasty shit that is supposedly "Ham" in a can.
Was eaten alot in WWII and is known as a delicacy in Hawaii.

Boy 1: Dude....what is that!?!

Boy 2: Spam....Ham in a can.

Boy 1: Ive never seen a square chunk of ham....ew.

by Rackal June 26, 2009

Spam

Useless words, posts, threads or other meaningless forms of communications.

"FUCK more spam..."

by Not Not Definately not KiwiMan January 15, 2010