Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life

Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

by Oh my my July 2, 2015

Shooting a bushman

To expel snot out of your nose with high speed,

so it shoots out of your nose. Bushman shooting is usually done where other methods of clearing/blowing your nose are not possible, so you have to resort to traditional methods of those used by ancient Bushmen (tribal people) or even modern day bush dwellers. In theory, a bushman can be shot anywhere but it has most significance when done in nature in a bush setting, thus honering those who've done it in the past

(See also: Snot rocket)

Person one: I've got a cold, we're in the bush, my nose is running and there's no tissue!
Person 2: Go shoot a bushman
Person 1 proceeds to cover one nostril and expel snot, thus shooting a bushman

by John fraank February 5, 2020

shooting d's

The act of intravenously injecting dilaudid, also known as hydromorphone which is a very strong narcotic used to treat severe pain

Bro! I was just in the bathroom and some guy was shooting d's in his left arm!

by Diskutieren Mann April 27, 2020

shooting range

school

wanna go to a shooting range
sure i like schools

by ohio monster November 30, 2022

sero sorting

seeking sex with only other persons of your serostatus so that you do not have to use protection. serostatus also known as HIV status.

sero sorting is not effective at preventing HIV transmission.

by oh no, not that girl January 26, 2009

urban shooting star

An airplane that you see at night over a large city, the only lights you'll ever see in the sky in places like New York, LA, Phili, Chicago etc

Whoa dude did you see that shooting star?!

you mean that Airbus A330?

yeah! i love urban shooting stars

by squidsicle June 23, 2010

Random Shooting

Where you shoot someone just because they look like they ain't no good.

It was a random shooting.

by Judge dredd7 November 1, 2011