soggy doormat

When a lady doesn't shave her lady garden so it becomes bushy or doormat like and a man pulls out and spaffs on it.

Pulled a bird last week and gave her a right soggy doormat, pull out game is strong.

by Shaven demon October 6, 2019

Baking Soggy

When you have sexual intercourse with a loaf of bread

I got fired from the bakery for baking soggy on the job

by bluffuwu April 11, 2022

Soggy Woggy

When you’re sad and feeling down in the dumps :((( - Jeanie 2019

Jeanie : im feeling soggy woggy

Noddy: soggy woggy 👊🏻😭

by ChildBeatoor420 January 7, 2020

soggy trombone

The act of combining rusty trombone with soggy cookies. Where there are two or more couples standing around a cookie, where the female performs a rusty trombone on the man, having to cum on the cookie. The last couple to cum on the cookie has the male to eat the cookie.

You lost the soggy trombone competition, EAT THE COOKIE!

by Ian Knowles December 14, 2008

Soggy don

When someone is thinks they are hard but really they're just moist.

Laquisha had sex with Edwin and keeps boasting about it to her granddaddy. What a soggy don...

by Slugsoap May 7, 2014

Soggy Napkin

When you jack off into a napkin and your girlfriend eats it.

I gave her the soggy napkin last night, she puked but totally loved it.

by soggynapkin April 4, 2011

soggy stocking

A soggy stocking is when an individual masturbates (wanks) and releases their semen into a sock, and after the semen has saturated the sock it is then placed back on the foot of that individual

I was in a rush for work but wanted to blow a load (ejaculate) before I left, to save time I wore a soggy stocking

by Home schooled January 6, 2018