soggy doormat

When a lady doesn't shave her lady garden so it becomes bushy or doormat like and a man pulls out and spaffs on it.

Pulled a bird last week and gave her a right soggy doormat, pull out game is strong.

by Shaven demon October 6, 2019

Soggy Saltine

When preforming the saltine challenge of eating six saltine crackers in one minute you bust a load in her extremely dry oral cavity preventing her from swallowing or spitting your ejaculatory product.

I totally just soggy saltined that bitch in the kitchen.

by Carlos Spicywiner June 3, 2010

Soggy Crix

Trinbagonian version of Soggy Cracker

When a group of heterosexual men ejaculates on the crix, the last man to release his semen has to consume the crix.

boy 1 : Eh monsta, lewwe play some soggy crix nah?

boy 2 : Again boy? You eh fed up win?

by SweetBaldHeadMan December 6, 2022

loggy soggy

Similar to luigi from the mario series

Guy: I love the new mario game with Mayro Soggy and Loggy Soggy
Guy2: Yeah same, Loggy Soggy is the best

by joshosh March 3, 2018

Soggy Truman

A bukake of 5 or more participants named as such for the numerous characters in the 'Truman Show'

Yo, that chick jess led us behind the bike shed and give her the old soggy Truman

by jpick01 May 20, 2015

soggy lamp

1.Someone who ruins the fun.
2.Someone who is very lazy

God John, you're such a soggy lamp!

by HopelessNerd July 11, 2015

Soggy whopper

An excessively wet and soggy vagina after extreme and vigorous sexual activity

Candy had a soggy whopper after big daddy had finished with her

by Daddy1233456789 December 31, 2015