schadenfreude forplay

the satisfaction derived from someone else anticipated misery

"When I left the bar at midnight, my co-worker, Tom, was already wasted and ordering ANOTHER round of tequilla shots. That 8am meeting is gonna suck so hard for him! heh heh. sobriety sucks but schadenfreude forplay wins!" or "My frenemy Mary is gonna be so pissed when she learns her bff had sex with her ex the week after they broke up. heh heh"

by cap'n tbag April 20, 2009

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schaber

Verb. To suck seminal fluid from the anus of a single person, of the same sex, using a common household drinking straw.

Dude, hurry up and schaber me before your man juice leaks out and stains the bed.

by rstanley September 12, 2008

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schadenfox

The joy of watching disgusting subhuman fear-shills become miserable.

Q: Hey, what are you up to tonight? Wanna watch the game?

A: Hell no! The cockroaches at Fox are all in a lather because a mob just stormed Dick Cheney's house and ate him for dinner, and I can't wait to get my schadenfox on when they do the same to Bill Kristol, Rush Limbaugh, Ollie North and Clarence Thomas.

by [twitter]schadenfreude March 19, 2009

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schade um die zeit

A phrase usually used by Israelis who live in Germany, and who translate it literally from Hebrew into German. Used as an adjective to describe an eccentric experience or object, usually replaces the word very, or in a meaning for something extremely good.

Die party war schade um die Zeit.
Mir ist schade um die zeit warm.
Er ist schade um die Zeit zornig.

by tanja March 22, 2005

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