Solitary Loner

Someone who avoids society; prefers not to associate with others.

You’re such a solitary loner, you don’t associate with anyone ever.

by Mya W. March 30, 2022

solitaire

a card game for people who can't find friends to play cards with, suck at socializing, or are extremely unpopular

Person 1: I want to play a card game but I can't find anyone to play with!
Person 2: You can play Solitaire
Person 1: Oh yeah!

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

double solitaire

Masturbating twice in a row with different hands.

I went home and gave myself a double solitaire.

by Guest53472 August 25, 2016

anal solitude

An asshole who is at peace.

I have reached anal solitude

by Jayytwist333 August 29, 2017

Spider Solitaire

The object of Spider Solitaire is to remove all of the cards from the ten stacks at the top of the window in the fewest number of moves.

This is what happens when they run out of ideas for new games.

They add an insects name to the start and change a few things.

Before:
Solitaire

After:
Spider Solitaire

by pseudonym... what a word.... December 6, 2017

Relax in solitude

Wank

Will: You got any plans for tonight?

Jamie: Nah, was just gonna stay in and relax in solitude

by Ambouk February 25, 2020

solitaire

n. Also referred to as "the loner's game," a one-person card game involving a pathetic string of disappointments. Reserved for filling up the "special void" for losers and complete bores.

The lifeless loser is playing solitaire again....

by steveisright December 18, 2003