Shuffling Carpet

Eating your girl out without using your tongue

Her: I'm glad you shaved your face before shuffling carpet for me
Him: Yeah

by Bpier February 14, 2017

Shuffling the deck

When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer

I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants

by DsDirtyDan August 12, 2019

Drunk Shuffling

Being able to shuffle 40% better while drunk because of the feeling of your feet sliding across the ground when your drunk or stoned.

That guy came in second place in the anual shuffle comp, if he were Drunk Shuffling he'd come first..

by LéKHOLE November 2, 2010

sniffington

something that sniffs things

You are a sniffington.

by Elizaaa September 13, 2007

Stuffing Cabbage

(Verb) The act of fucking one's testicals into another's anus.

Girl - What are you doing
Guy - Stuffing cabbage, bitch
Girl - Oh, ok

by Cabbagestuffed October 8, 2009

scuffing the chimp

a term for male masturbation

"Not answering the phone...he must be scuffing the chimp"

by snoutliketrout January 5, 2010

sniffalingus

That rapturous thing dogs do when they sniff another other dog's crotch and can't seem to stop.

Dude, that bulldog and mini dachshund are just going sniffalingus on each other. He's picking the dachshund up in the air with his sniffing schnoz.

by jessnwen December 24, 2010