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smörgåstårta

Smörgåstårta is a Swedish sandwich-cake.

The smörgåstårta is normally made up of several layers of white or light rye bread with creamy fillings in between. The fillings and toppings vary, but egg and mayonnaise are often the base, additional filling may vary greatly but often includes one or more of the following: liver pâté, olives, shrimp, ham, various cold cuts, caviar, tomato, cucumber, grapes, lemonslices, cheese and smoked salmon.

Smörgåstårta is hence commonly used as a nickname for the female genitals.
Hey babe, can i eat your Smörgåstårta?!
by Smörgåstårtan January 7, 2014
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Snerger

A snerger is somebody, usually male you enjoys to sniff and possibly even lick dirty womens underwear. Snerging is thought to be a hobby of the mentally and sexually ill and any cases of snerging should be reported immediately, with sectioning to follow
Andrew, an avid Snerger was caught sneaking into the you girls bedroom, rifling through the washing basket untill he found some dirty underwear. He then proceeded to Snerge to his hearts content, whilst whispering under his breath, snerge, snerge, snerge
by snergemeistergeneral May 17, 2010
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snorgtees

A rubbish advert which has unfortunatly made it past urbandictionary.com
guy 1: What did you go on last night?

guy 2: Indiana Jones Wiki

guy 1: was it good?

guy 2: Yeah, it was interesting but I saw a snorgtees ad

guy 1: OOOOHHHH NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!! Snorgtees has made it onto other websites! It's spreading like a plague!
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Snorgtees

The shirts that are advertised on this website the best one by far is Sheena AKA the girl with the black short shorts and a grey shirt but she is what we call rare only that average looking red head keeps showing up
Example of a snorgtees add-
an attractive girl ranging from a 7-9 out of ten posing in an sexy positions with a cliche shirt
by Alfredosauce97 June 27, 2011
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Snargle

To lessen the visual impact of a horror movie by filtering it through one's fingers.
While watching Paranormal Activity, I snargled so that I would be protected from the movie's evil!
by MST3K=<3 January 20, 2010
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snog

To kiss with an open mouth. French kiss. Toungie.
by louis October 24, 2001
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snorgtee

a shirt that, when worn, essentially advertises the fact that you are a retard. this is due to the poor excuse of a joke printed on the front, accompanied with a lame picture to explain what crude childish humor was involved in making the "joke."
the only thing i like about snorgtee ads is the blond chick, who is at least kinda hot. shame she degraded herself to advertising retarded products.
by i hate snorgtees ads January 3, 2010
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