sniff the cow

take a serious chill pill man

“Jerry is being a real hot head today. He should go sniff the cows.”

by bens crusty toes August 17, 2021

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Sniff Kunucker

Country Slang for a animal that likes to run away (including humans)

A farmer has crops on a field and a deer is eating the crops, the farmer try’s to kill the deer, the deer runs away and the farmer says “come here you Sniff Kunucker”

by Lil Caliber October 23, 2020

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Suck and sniff

When she wants to give you a blowjob and sniff your ass at the same time.

Hey babe you ready for some suck and sniff?

by Dirty Dick April 16, 2020

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Someone who sneakily snatches a pair of ''your'' underware from ''your'' room and quickley runs to the shitter to violently sniff at it whilst rapidly jerkin' thy's gerkin with a pervy grin on one's face...

AKA: Sniff-And-Run

Oh, It was one lovley Christmas Eve, when I excitedly got up early to attempt to catch-out 'Santa Clause'.

Then, I heard a sound that sounded very much like a 'Reindear' eating the food we left out. but to my shocking discovery, was just just my ''Good old'' Uncle Davie, with a pair of my dirty underware to his nose with his ''COCK!!!'' In his HAND!!!!! Who then tried to run away!!!...

AKA: Sniff-And-Run

by Jack-AllieBoiz November 6, 2011

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D Sniff

That moment when a derogatory smell of rotten eggs fills your nostrils. Mostly when you sit for a long time and you haven't taken care of yourself downstairs. Then do the D sniff to identify the smell.

Dude: i`m smelling a weird scent!
*does the D sniff*
Dude: Damn, I should visit a shower soon..

by Kefir420 March 31, 2022

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