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Bi-situational

A bisexual act that takes place under specific circumstances, often spur of the moment, usually with the female sex and often accompanied by activities such as dancing and consuming alcohol.
Dude, I gotta tell you that when that blonde chick at the club was drunk and was dancing with the brunette chick and making out it was totally unexpected. She must be Bi-situational.
by mclayman February 26, 2010
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shituation

"Fuck! My boyfriend just found out that i am cheating on him!!!"

"Wow, that is a big shituation..."
by whichmonaneyy January 11, 2009
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Urban Imitation Disease

WHAT IS U.I.D (UID) which typically infects young males. Those infected with UID are struck with an inexplicable urge to imitate everything they see in rap videos or hear in rap music. One of the earliest symptoms of infection is the narrowing of one musical preference to rap and hip hop alone. In this early stage the brain begins to pluck out phrases that are repeated and incorporate them in to the persons every day life and chances the chemical make up of a persons brain I call this the audible stage, in this stage there speech starts to be unrecognizable to the normal population. Person infected will typically use imaginary words like crunk ,wylinout, ballin and prtizzle . These phrases will often be strung to gather in a sentence like form. For example : that partizzle was crunk we was ballin and wylinout of control .Which loosely translates in English to : The party I went to was great I had a wonderful time I got a little drunk I was the life of the party. In the most advanced audible stage there is no recognizable word from the English language. The next stage is the visual stage which starts out will settle changes in dress such as the way one wears there hat or jeans. Their hat bill may be straight but the hat is most definitely turned to the side or to the back often will price sticker still attached .the jeans are usually worn low or sagged. I have found this is a good way to judge how advanced the visual stage is. For example the lower the pants rest, the more advanced the stage. Note, also in the terminal stage there may be 1 to 3 pairs of shorts exposed above the jeans. Once these signs are evident, a diagnosis can be made.
the paul wall kinda guy. someone that has a nice home in a great neighborhood but claims the ghetto life thats is Urban Imitation Disease.
by Adam petrey September 11, 2008
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conducive to my situation

an intelligent-sounding way to state whether or not a certain outcome is likely or possible.
even though i really like that Frank, his lack of a job is not conducive to my situation.
by that_sassy_girl January 14, 2011
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Harvard-Yale situation

A scenario in which a prestigious institution is in close competition with a slightly less prestigious institution. Named after, of course, Harvard and Yale.
Both sports teams were good, but one always seemed to push just a little past the other. It was a real Harvard-Yale situation.
by crohall June 6, 2011
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Shituation

How Sean Connery pronounces the word 'situation'.
"What'sh the shituation, M?
by Tony Z May 3, 2008
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Sarah Palin Situation

A book, movie, conversation or idea so boring, it instantly puts you to sleep
Gal: Hey, can you escort me to my sewing class
Dude to self: I am in for a Sarah Palin Situation.
by Glass (Dr.J) December 7, 2009
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