Sledgehammer Crotch

The soreness one feels in their vagina the day after they have been pounded especially rough and/or hard.

I can barely walk this morning because I have such a wicked case of sledgehammer crotch.

by Semore Buttes January 18, 2011

biddeford sleigh ride

For a couple to be engaging in intercourse in the back of a vehicle (preferably a truck) and be driven around by some one else.

I can't believe dr. ken gave those two a biddeford sleigh ride

by keblin porn August 1, 2008

backdoor sledgehammer

This can mean many things, all of which are (as the name implies) destructive to the recipient's anal opening.

Noun: Something which is used to inflict massive anal damage (broomhandle, monster dildo, armadillo, shoe, etc.)
Noun: The actual technique of using a tool (as described above) to pound the victim's anal opening into submission.

"After being tied down to prevent escape, the man was given a thorough backdoor sledgehammer."

"I will use this lampshade as a backdoor sledgehammer if you come near my house again."

by Argonak October 11, 2008

tuna sleuth

1) A cat who runs into the kitchen at the sound of a tuna can being opened.

2) A man or woman on a stealthy quest for pussy.

That dude's a real tuna sleuth... he's definitely gonna get some pussy tonight.

by Creepus October 3, 2010

Slaughter

To, usually brutally, end the life of a living entity.

Fred: Wow, Johnny sure slaughtered Ben there.
*Ben is on the ground with his head decapitated*
Johnny: All in a day's work, Fred.

by Zarithas July 12, 2005

alabama sledgehammer

1. The act of ramming one's fist up a partner's anus forcibly, from a distance of at least one foot.

Steve: Hey, Greg, why're you limping today?
Greg: Man, Jorge gave me an Alabama Sledgehammer last night, and I can't walk straight...

by Sting0 December 28, 2007

Mexican Sleigh Ride

When one or more guys gives a girl a roofie. Takes all of her clothes off and drives her around town in the bed of a pickup. Then leave her at a Taco Bell.

I gave Miranda a Mexican Sleigh Ride then ordered a cheesy gordita crunch wrap supreme.

by Beloit810trip April 3, 2009