Sitting on the Bonnet

Used to describe a period of time out usually accompanied by intense torturous thinking.
Most commonly at a party where you get some alone time to sober up and decide whether to drink more, attempt to pull a bird or curl up and die.

Yo dude, you nailin' that whale tonight?
Na bruv, I dunno, I've got to go sit on the bonnet I'm battered mcnattered.

Yo bru, are you jacking off in there, let me in, I've got to pee!
Na sorry mate I'm just sitting on the bonnet in here!

by Hentsep Renge March 2, 2009

Sittin on a Drop

You have a giant load of money ready for a giant purchase.

Another day another dollar. It all added up, now I'm sittin on a drop for a Ferrari or maybe a Mclaren.

by AllThaWay July 12, 2010

Shittybutt

When a person takes a shit and doesn't wipe their ass they become a Shittybutt. Its common for Shittybutts to not shower as well.

Chris- "Do you ever wipe your ass Justin."
Justin- "No."
Chris- "You Shittybutt piece of dick."
Justin- "At least I showered this week."

by Mekanaught February 21, 2011

sittersauce

The booze you give a friend for watching your kids on impromtu notice.

Can Darci watch our kids tonight? I will pick her up some sittersauce...

by J allen P 1231 June 6, 2011

sitting gay

when someone sits oddly in a chair. ex: hugging ones knee, sitting crisscross in inappropriate setting.

amy: did u see emily’s gay
bill: how do you know?
amy: she’s sitting crisscross applesauce in a school desk.
amy: she is sitting gay

by applesaucecoke October 16, 2020

Shitty ass youtuber

This is a short slang for Jake Paul

Look its that shitty ass youtuber let's kick his ass

by bbabadoitrey January 11, 2021

shitty piece of shit

when piece of shit isnt enough

that shitty piece of shit

by johny fucking depp January 14, 2021