Sidewalk sale

Someone who constantly walks up and down the sidewalk showing off their body to sell it for a ‘sale’ than a regular sex worker

Damn, look at that sidewalk sale. Or, I got this fuck at the sidewalk sale.

by Sjgiles May 14, 2021

opposite-sidewalks stroll

Refers to where you and an acquaintance go for a jaunt along a street or nature-trail, but you each walk "separately" on either side of the lane instead of just traipsing along side-by-side in the usual way. This less-common practice could be for any of a variety of reasons, such as that the area's sidewalks are simply too narrow for two people to safely walk double-file, or that you and your companion are cleaning up trash along both sides of the road, or perhaps you're helping each other to look for one or more scattered items that got accidentally dropped sometime earlier.

Another good purpose for an opposite-sidewalks stroll would be if your walking-companion owes you some money that he presently has no way of paying back, and so you and he are collecting discarded returnable containers along the local roadways to earn a little additional cash towards the amount that he owes you. Extra points if your buddy willingly carries all the bags as they get filled with returnables, so that you yourself don't have to expend so much effort on his behalf; a six-cubic-foot-capacity plastic-tubbed wheelbarrow is a handy accessory here, to help ease this "weighty" burden.

by QuacksO August 20, 2018

Sidewalk Sloths

1 or more person(s), usually sightseers, walking slowly in a busy urban environment so as to prevent others from passing.

Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.

*see also the iPod Sloth

Sorry, I'm late. I got stuck behind about 5 different Sidewalk Sloths on the way here. Is it tourist season of Something

by Pixel Fiend January 15, 2011

Sidewalk Diving

The Act of Passing out during a night of heavy partying and falling face first on to the floor a perfect ten is recieved when the arm and hands are not used to break ones fall.

Dude what happend to your face? Where you out sidewalk diving?
Did you see that ? That Chick to a perfect ten sidewalk dive on the dance floor.

by Skin Chizzler June 9, 2011

sidewalk squid

Used condom found on a sidewalk or in a parking lot. You don’t want to step on it.

Watch your step! I’ve stepped on a sidewalk squid walking through this neighborhood.

by Philexicon January 1, 2024

Sidewalk Slammer

NikkiCapocci: UMiami student caught lackin bouncing on that BBC in 6 inch heeled boots #presidentofsaddclub #wap

She better rock my shit like the sidewalk slammer

by Chunkssss June 14, 2025

Sidewalk Supervisor

My politically-correct term for a pimp.

Also called a Sidewalk Superintendent

Raph: check out the fur coat on that dude, looking pimp asf

Matt: pimp sounds to low-brow, like a prostitute vs a call girl. Let's say "sidewalk supervisor"

by DarkI3INARY November 24, 2023