shitfaced

when you get so f*cked up that you shit on the ground and pass out in it, then you wake up and its on your face.

After passing out in her brother bathroom, Christy Cosmo woke up shitfaced.

by Brooke03 April 30, 2005

Shitwater USA

Shitwater USA,

Is a term associated with a company named Blackwater USA. A guns for hire privatized mercenary group of ex-militaty thugs, foreign and domestic who have been allowed to work outside the Laws of the United States, The Constitution of the United States, Geneva Convention, and International Laws. The company Shitwater has willfully, and intentionally violated human rights of numerous citizens, nations, to include the United States itself by bearing arms against the citizens of New Orleans, Louisiana USA.

Shitwater USA will kill people for hire if paid enough.

by Coffeeloverletsroll March 1, 2008

Shitfaced Bastard

1. When your face is covered in excrement and you don't have a father OR;
2. When you have been a total knob and called your mate a prick, you are known as a shitfaced bastard

Jonny: Prick.

Tom: Stop calling me a prick you shitfaced bastard!
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Jonny: Oh no! I fell in cow crap! Oh no, I just remembered Dad...

by sheeprule November 8, 2006

Shitted On Em

When a male hears the song "did it on em" by nicki minaj, he approaches the nearest female and grinds his gentalia all over her leg. the male also places one of his hands upon the back of his head. By doing so, he has shitted on her.

This act is best when done to over weight black women.

Yea son, you shitted on em

by BigDaddyBC June 6, 2011

scituates finest

anyone who says this is just another scituate kid who wants to feel better than others

Any girl from Scituate

by pay yo fare March 14, 2005

shitfaced

An extremely intoxicated state of being caused by the excessive use of large quantities of alcohol or drugs. Having an appearance of being off your face.

Jeez. Andy reeks of beer
Yeah...... he's totally "shitfaced"

by Signor Dick Pic November 1, 2013

dumb-shitted

When another person purposely doesn’t know something (or pretends he/she can’t figure something out) in order to hassle you or make your life difficult.

I laid the whole job out a head of time and at the last minute Marty dumb-shitted me about the job location. He demanded directions and a map for a location I know he drives by everyday…so I had to scramble to get him the info that I know he already knows...and I got blamed for the job starting late.

by ~Foo Fighter~ July 20, 2008