The need to seed

The act of ejaculation or wishing in planting your "seed" in a person. It is commonly used for horny teenagers with the urge to masturbate or a reference to jack off.

Synonyms: Urge to splurge, Beat the meat, crank one out, Gotta blast, Etc

Seth: Its that time of the day again Parker
Parker: what do you mean my nigga?
Seth: Ive got the need to seed
Parker: Damn bro, go crank one out
Seth: Yeet

by BallsasaurusFlex December 9, 2017

chia seed

A Chia Seed is a person who has no grammar-sense and misspells things a lot.

That must be a Chia Seed - they're misspelling everything.

by Basil Chicken September 18, 2020

Trolling for seed

A hoe looking to get dicked

Sarah is thirsty. She’s trolling for seed

by HalsteadHoe October 21, 2017

li seed

Li seed is another word for a big or peanut head.

Waddup li seed😂.

by Bracefacelonlon January 20, 2023

Green Seed

An ejaculation that you took while high

Man I just planted a Green Seed in her

by DIO&TIME May 26, 2021

hide and seed

a sexualised version of the children's game "hide and seek", the seeker must find the hider and once found the seeker cums inside them
this game is best played in your own house naked

Person 1: wanna play some hide and seed?
Person 2: sure i'd love to, i'm gonna hide
Person 2: hides
Person 1: 3, 2, 1...
Person 1: ready or knot here i cum

by Arstotzka69420 September 3, 2023

Twigs and Seeds

n. The unsmokable leftovers from screening marijuana before sale, or the stuff at the bottom of the bag after purchase.

Dude, take out the twigs and seed, it'll rip the zig zag.

by callinghome November 2, 2004