scorch

from hot shit to black shit

I scorched my couch with a lighter

by You know April 12, 2005

Scorched-Earth

When you get yourself so shitfaced you can't stand.
A form of protection; to make sure so others don't get you wasted first.
Opposite of blitzkrieged.

SELF DESTRUCT BEFORE YOU ARE DESTROYED

Tomato Head: "I'm gunna get you blizkrieged!"
Retirement Home: "Tomato Head, NO! I'm going to get scorched-earth instead. GO AWAY"

by the retirement home December 13, 2009

scutch

Word used by my dad to describe the show 'The Simpsons', meaning shit

"What're we watching this scutch for?!"

by Mark-o198766612321 July 4, 2006

shurch

The way man blacks and southerners including my father say church.

Come on boy, get your Bible were going to shurch!

by A-s-h-t-o-n May 1, 2005

skurch

dece chick that shows off assets frequently

check out that skurch

by nick332 July 14, 2006

Scutch

A stinky, dirty person, usually male. The kind of person that showers only once a week and looks scruffy.

Jacob: you know Conor he’s a real scutch isn’t he.
Joseph: yeah there’s a nasty smell off him.

by themonsterking99 May 5, 2021

Scutch

A shit stain left on the back of the toilet after a sloppy poo

"As if you've left a scutch in the toilet and not bothered to clean it up, dirty beggar!"

by setmeup August 20, 2019