Screw up 

A person who does or says something so dumb and screws up friendships

Emily is such a screw up

Screw up by Shit friend July 2, 2017

Screw you 

A very nice way to say mom please just leave me alone right now i am getting very annoyed

Mom: you cant drive
Son: screw you

Screw you by Memeboiiiiiiiiiiiiii August 22, 2018

screw up 

Screw up is when you say the wrong name to your bitch while having sex.

uhhh Britney spears, you're so hot - SLAP - My name is Celine dion you stupid motherfucker!

screw up by Kasper Nielsen April 3, 2004

screw driver

When you got a girl in the jack hammer position you put in a dip it has to be copenhagen long cut you spin an stop to use her body as a spitter

last night we tried the screw driver it was awesome

screw driver by the hawk 449 May 5, 2009

Screw Face 

When dubstep is so dirty and heavy it makes you screw your face to show your sheer appreciation of the track

Me: Ahhh man Funtcase make me screw face so hard

Screw Face by BadmanClowes February 1, 2013

Screw Tard 

Some one who tries to do something and fails miserably, but still thinks they did an amazing job. Usualy if some one is a "tool", they're usualy this as well.

Say your on a sports team with someone. A screw tard would be considered someone who sits the bench the whole game but then hits on chicks and thinks he's cool just because you won the game.

Screw Tard by slangdrummer81 February 7, 2009

Screw dog 

A name given to correctional officers by crims.
screw do-o-g

"Muster time ,Return to your own landings" Officer

"Whatever you Screw Dog, take me down the back." little johnny.

Screw dog by Unna bro May 12, 2011