I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

Scraping Brown

Scratching someone else's butthole.

Zach was scraping brown, at the strip club.

by Jackson Kimberly November 28, 2024

ball scrape

Condition that can occur in males when they shave their scrotum to fast or not carefully.

He got a ball scrape because the razor wouldn't conform to his ball sack. I told him to slow down or he won't go out because there will be a blood stain on his white jeans.

by Kacey2012 April 21, 2014

shit scrape

n. bog roll, shit tickets, bumf, arse wipe; i.e. lavatory paper, if you will.

Hoy, Jean - my squitters are givin' me gyp. Throw in another parcel of shit scrape - I've fuckin' run out.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023

Ice scraping

The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nice jizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough

T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.

Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?

T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.

Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 21, 2019

scrape thump

Derogatory term for someone with one leg longer than the other. Referencing the noise they make when they walk.

"Why does Steve wear that shoe with the tall soul?" "It's so no one notices that he is a scrape thump, but we still know"

by DJTrumpster December 1, 2016

Scrape Your Applesauce

A sexual technique involving placing hot and cold applesauce on a person's private parts and scraping it off with a kitchen scraper.

If you ask nicely I will scrape your applesauce.

by anonymous November 28, 2020