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I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.
by 7humbs December 9, 2008
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Scrape head

Yuh see all dem man on de corner with guns and polo jerseys? Them is a setta scrape heads
by Mallie donn April 1, 2025
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Corn Scraping

Corn Scrapping
Verb…the act by a dog of dragging its ass along the floor to scratch its anus.
Noun…the brown line left in the carpet after a vigorous corn scraping.
John Michael: Oh gross, is that brown mess corn scraping on Grandma’s carpeting?
Drew: That has to be, I saw Daisy corn scrapping earlier.
by ClarenceBede December 9, 2010
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Scraped through

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I eat a lot of penis and scraped through in my mouth.
by MF DICK August 15, 2022
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Side Scrapes

When you have crusty pieces of period blood left in your fanny after that time of the month, and you scoop if out with a spoon.
by Toby58 July 5, 2022
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ball scrape

When you are shaving your pubic hair on your balls, and you accidentally cut your balls.
"Dude I was shaving my balls really quick for Friday night, and I got a ball scrape.
by bossssssy April 21, 2014
mugGet the ball scrapemug.

gape and scrape

A term given to the act of a smear test carried out on women
My wife just got back from visiting the hospital and is walking like John Wayne. Dr Jones gave her a right good gape and scrape
by Leemo1919 May 13, 2018
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