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I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.
by 7humbs December 9, 2008
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Scrape

1. Scrapenoun: slang for a bully, not just limited to targeting males
2. Scrapeverb: slang for bullying, not just limited to targeting males.
Them college kids scraping those women need some sense knocked into them. I think people who scrape are probably losers. What if Columbine and that Virginia Tech were popular and were trying to rap like an Outlaw.
by Axel Val Zan Sezenken July 21, 2025
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Poop Scrape

A skid mark or residual doodie stain left behind in one’s underbritches or in the toilet bowl once a bowl movement is flushed.
Young girl: Daddy, I’m sorry but I didn’t wipe my butt good enough and now my Bluey undies have a POOP SCRAPE
by MuffDivr2323 January 21, 2024
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Scrape

Did you get Scrape off that bunya lastnight at the party?

Yeah bloke I bin sling her round yeah
by I'm anybody's man August 22, 2022
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Scraping Brown

Zach was scraping brown, at the strip club.
by Jackson Kimberly November 28, 2024
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ball scrape

Condition that can occur in males when they shave their scrotum to fast or not carefully.
He got a ball scrape because the razor wouldn't conform to his ball sack. I told him to slow down or he won't go out because there will be a blood stain on his white jeans.
by Kacey2012 April 21, 2014
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Scrape head

Yuh see all dem man on de corner with guns and polo jerseys? Them is a setta scrape heads
by Mallie donn April 1, 2025
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