I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

Ice scraping

The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nice jizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough

T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.

Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?

T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.

Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 21, 2019

scrape thump

Derogatory term for someone with one leg longer than the other. Referencing the noise they make when they walk.

"Why does Steve wear that shoe with the tall soul?" "It's so no one notices that he is a scrape thump, but we still know"

by DJTrumpster December 1, 2016

Scrape god

A worm that tries to do a a wheelie and falls and scrapes their knees

Mark: yo did u hear? Kyle is a scrape god now
Tyrek:yoooo I knew he was a worm

by Your favorite worm December 11, 2017

Scraped through

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I eat a lot of penis and scraped through in my mouth.

by MF DICK August 15, 2022

Corn Scraping

Corn Scrapping
Verb…the act by a dog of dragging its ass along the floor to scratch its anus.
Noun…the brown line left in the carpet after a vigorous corn scraping.

John Michael: Oh gross, is that brown mess corn scraping on Grandma’s carpeting?
Drew: That has to be, I saw Daisy corn scrapping earlier.

by ClarenceBede December 9, 2010

ball scrape

When you are shaving your pubic hair on your balls, and you accidentally cut your balls.

"Dude I was shaving my balls really quick for Friday night, and I got a ball scrape.

by bossssssy April 21, 2014