Scape Goat 

Person or Persons to lay blame upon when something goes wrong

Daniel: uh oh, I have just deleted a database off the server
Gareth: Quick we need a scape goat!
Daniel: I know lets blame Lee and say he did it.

Scape Goat by DanTMan December 8, 2009

Moral Scapegoat 

A character that is bad, but the book/movie/show portrays them as good.

Most bad books have Moral Scapegoats.

Moral Scapegoat by Blosse12 June 5, 2023

grease scraper 

A friend who gets you out of a situation where a fat chick is trying to hook up with you.

Matt get down here! I'm stuck between two fat chicks trying to take me home. I need a grease scraper to get out of this!

grease scraper by The Boc January 19, 2014

Scapegoat Speeder 

The term used to describe the occurance in which traffic is moving 15mph more than it should, yet one car is going 20-30 mph faster, and therefore the one pulled over by the cops. In otherwords, when everyone is speeding, but the one speeding the most would be the 'scapegoat' speeder.

Person 1: "Dude I was going 70 in a 55 the other day but there was another guy that got busted doing 80."
Person2: "Good thing you had that scapegoat speeder!"

Scapegoat Speeder by drummergirl935 May 10, 2009

Scrapnel 

Scrapnel is a newly coined hillbilly variation on the word shrapnel. Originally (mis)spoken by "Turtleman" on the show "Call of the Wildman" during the "Speedway Demons" episode when referring to a racecar crashing and throwing car parts around the track.

"If that car crashes, it may throw scrapnel around."

A grenade can explode, sending scrapnel into your face.

Scrapnel by The Bossman of Philly November 5, 2012

Scraping the glue 

The act of scraping crusty semen off the underside of a desk belonging to a former co-worker whose constant masturbation got them fired.

Margot watched in horror as Mike started scraping the glue from Jason’s old desk.

Scraping the glue by VapersAgainstGuns69 October 3, 2019

ass scrap 

Leftover poo that is stuck to the anus of an animal or human. Otherwise referred to as a dingleberry.

The dog is not allowed on my pillow because of his ass scrap.

ass scrap by thecnbaker April 8, 2017