Schadenfraud

noun.

someone pretending to derive pleasure from other's misfortune to fit in with their douchebag friends, but really they feel just awful about it.

Jeremy was laughing with his buddies at the video of skaters wiping out, but he was a schadenfraud, because inside he was horrified by the carnage.

by Bobakalacka March 30, 2017

schwade

A "micropenis" or very very small excuse for one.

Holy shit he's got a schwade!

by Eric Arndt December 15, 2008

Schnide

Meaning Small, Pathetic or Puny

You are packing some schnide beef

by Nerox January 14, 2007

Schadenfraud

Pleasure derived from the minor irritation or annoyance of others.

Person A: Dude, why are you slow rolling me?
Person B: I don't know, I guess I just have a mean streak of of Schadenfraud

by Sick Variance November 8, 2010

Schnide

A girl that lets you make sex on her with no feelings attached - emotions are often secretly involved, but only for 1 party (usually the shneided not the shneider)

Group - "Let's rage tonight boys, Guido finally got off the schnide!
Guido (at 3 am) - "Bro, the schnide is coming to scoop"
Zach - "God Bri is the archetype schnide"

by Oakley G. August 30, 2016

Schade

Stuck up cheerleaders, that are so schady. But love to poop in thier underwear.

Emily go poop in the schade, where no can see you, before the game starts.P-O-O-H

by Gary Talbot July 5, 2008

schadenfruede

shay-den-fru-d

it is anything and everything.
it can be used in any sentence
it can be a noun, adj, verb, etc.

i'm schadenfruede.
and im not schadenfruede.
you are possibly schadenfruede.
and you are not schadenfruede.
i love to schadenfruede.
we can go schadenfruede.
i can do the schadenfruede.
i have schadenfruede.
schadenfruede to the 4th power!
oops, i schadenfrueded.
schadenfruede! where are my socks!?
ew. that was so schadenfruede of you.
sweet, you are so schadenfruede.
what the schadenfruede!?
who schadenfrueded?

by sfloverssss May 18, 2006