lucas schinkel

a kid wtih absolutely no hobbies. very unatheltic but surprisingly good at weird sports. his room is filled with trophies from...
-horseshoes
-chess
-water polo
-badminton

theres so much more to say but i dont wanna end up like berkel

berkel: hey shinkel ur weird

lucas schinkel: o ya..???

2hours later
nate: has anybody seen berkel in a while???

by cloverdale12345 July 12, 2010

schwank

A funny part or humoristic, in a comedy play.

by Harold Arthur Schwank A October 9, 2003

Schtanky Pushay

A women who when you walk up next to you can smell the stinch of dirty sex.

Damn Dave!! That girl Candice has schtanky pushay

by Big-EZ October 25, 2005

schantzel

1. One who is of the douche clan.
2. When an individual thinks they are funny when they are not.
3. Self absorbed idiot.
4. Using old jokes and trying to convince others that he/she has a thread of originality.
5. Verbal diarrhea.
6. A single middle age man who lives with his parents well past the age a grown man should be living with his parents.
7. Unable to provide for oneself
8. To get stuck working the bakery section of a grocery store.

"Poor old Matt, he only wanted to get a real job and move out someday, but he's bound to be a schantzel for a long lonely time."

by I think I'm funny March 19, 2007

Schantzed

Originated in western Pennsylvania. This term describes an individual as either being wasted beyond belief, baked out of their skulls, or generally oblivious and clueless to everything.

Mike: I was so schantzed last night, I woke up with a nail in my forehead.

by Jack Momma September 28, 2008

schpank

no, gangsta, its actually your moms favorite toy. you know..the one she has 6 different models of

i/m gangsta's mom: hmm... my scphank 3000V is worn out...my schpank 5300 has the anal dildo ripped off from me using it too roughly...ah yes my schpank 6000pro never fails me! im soo double dicking myself!!

by Peter Pan's Nephew Narf December 23, 2003

blue scanky scandinavan monkey

a monkey that is scanky and is blue and is from scaninavian and lives on colfax.

Look at that blue scanky scandinavan mokey. Its sexy.

by Tina September 1, 2003