Schaeffer

The act of being a bum; being a bum;

Son, youre acting like such a schaeffer.

by KAndrews February 25, 2010

schaper

An animal, (mostly homo sapiens) that are fagishly fucked up and atractted to the same sex

Eric

by AJ June 3, 2003

schaef

To spam grenades at every oppotunity

hey man lets spam like schaef

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

schadenFreud

Noun - The act of taking satisfaction or pleasure at another's sexual misfortune.

"Why is that that cashier always talking about erectile dysfunction? It's like she's only motivated by schadenFreud."

by neverendingsoviet April 5, 2009

schadenfreude forplay

the satisfaction derived from someone else anticipated misery

"When I left the bar at midnight, my co-worker, Tom, was already wasted and ordering ANOTHER round of tequilla shots. That 8am meeting is gonna suck so hard for him! heh heh. sobriety sucks but schadenfreude forplay wins!" or "My frenemy Mary is gonna be so pissed when she learns her bff had sex with her ex the week after they broke up. heh heh"

by cap'n tbag April 20, 2009

schaber

Verb. To suck seminal fluid from the anus of a single person, of the same sex, using a common household drinking straw.

Dude, hurry up and schaber me before your man juice leaks out and stains the bed.

by rstanley September 12, 2008

schadenfox

The joy of watching disgusting subhuman fear-shills become miserable.

Q: Hey, what are you up to tonight? Wanna watch the game?

A: Hell no! The cockroaches at Fox are all in a lather because a mob just stormed Dick Cheney's house and ate him for dinner, and I can't wait to get my schadenfox on when they do the same to Bill Kristol, Rush Limbaugh, Ollie North and Clarence Thomas.

by [twitter]schadenfreude March 19, 2009