1. Satan is a fucking retarded little bitch that stinks. Satan produces a putrid odor that can be seen, heard, and actually felt. This odor can best be described as the stinkiest of stink, the most rancid of rancid, and the dankest of the dank.
2. Depending on the day, Satan demands being called a man, other days a woman. Both are true and false because Satan is a hermaphrodite transvestite and either has two assholes or two vaginas, once again depending on the day. Satan has a penis and one tiny testicle that is also his/her clitoris. This also depends on the day. Yet Satan is always on her period, 100% of the time.
3. Satan is a luster of everything yet has no values. The exception is his/her semen and feces battered beard which Satan enjoys snacking on because it is perfect seasoning.
2. Depending on the day, Satan demands being called a man, other days a woman. Both are true and false because Satan is a hermaphrodite transvestite and either has two assholes or two vaginas, once again depending on the day. Satan has a penis and one tiny testicle that is also his/her clitoris. This also depends on the day. Yet Satan is always on her period, 100% of the time.
3. Satan is a luster of everything yet has no values. The exception is his/her semen and feces battered beard which Satan enjoys snacking on because it is perfect seasoning.
Ex.1. Dude what did you eat? Your farts smell like Satan.
Ex.2. Wtf is wrong with Joe? Is he on his period? Nah he's just sataning (acting like a little bitch).
Ex.3. Man gollum was really sataning after that ring bro
Ex.2. Wtf is wrong with Joe? Is he on his period? Nah he's just sataning (acting like a little bitch).
Ex.3. Man gollum was really sataning after that ring bro
by Guy13223 June 18, 2017
An all-powerful evil being residing in Hell and keeping lost souls. Known to have a great deal of lawyers...most of them belong there.
by Qweeshy May 13, 2004
An shallow atheistic "religion" that is a facade of pretentious moral subjectivism, mixing anti-christian and pagan imagery with a watered-down version of the philosophies of Nietzsche and the Marquis de Sade, that appeals largely to angry teenagers, Black Metal bands, and those who want to rebell against the percieved hypocrisy of religion and morality to justify their own selfishness.
Using Satanism to attack Christianity is like using Darth Vader to attack Star Wars. All you're disagreeing with is who wins in the end. It's stupid.
by Killing Kittens May 19, 2004
Fallen angel who temps you with the better things in life without work. He is the enemy of the christian religion and is the biggest scapegoat in the history of time. Several of the flaws in the christian religion are blamed on Satan, and that the fact he has several names is a lie. Satan is ONLY satan, not lucifer, beelzebub, or baphomet.
by Nik D May 26, 2005
a menace.
by dodobird777 April 11, 2009
The ovrlord of just about anything you can imagine. He will eat your babies and kick your children. So dont FUCK with Satan. Or I will eat your babies.
Satan is my best friend.<3
by Jerkasauris Rex. January 26, 2011
Satanism doesn ' t mean you worship the devil ,
in ancient hebrew , satan meant the opposer ,
Satan opposes the hypocritical morals of the so called " holy church " and its followers ,
so basicly , if you follow satanism ,
that just means your an atheist ,
a aggressive atheist
in ancient hebrew , satan meant the opposer ,
Satan opposes the hypocritical morals of the so called " holy church " and its followers ,
so basicly , if you follow satanism ,
that just means your an atheist ,
a aggressive atheist
atheist
satanism
satanism
by kidditskunchok August 20, 2010