human reproduction

People eat bananas and drink sprite till they have a kid.

Man: Hey honey, you wanna have a kid?

Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.

Human Reproduction.

by Mrs. Montgomery Eklickson May 27, 2017

Pennsylvania Weather Report

In Pennsyl-tucky, denizens, often impoverished, indigent, shiftless, or simply apathetic, must resort to near neolithic forms of obtaining information, such as the weather.

Also may refer to any simplistic method of obtaining something, information or otherwise, rather than performing an actual event involving even minimal effort.

(In the heart of State College, Pennsylvania's intellectual cortex)
Ryan- What's the weather like today?
Jeff- Dunno, I'll get the Pennsylvania weather report
~Jeff leans out the window, sees Mike~
Jeff- Mike, what's the weather like?
Mike- (shrugs) Kinda chilly

by Sanduskied October 15, 2012

Anthony Friedli snitches on Saad for a police report for gay thugs

When you snitch on Saad Ahmdedly for no apperent reason plus due to the face he didn't actually file a hesitant police report plus in due nature it was also you guys you hispanic spic

Anthony Friedli snitches on Saad for a police report for gay thugs
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cops: ok we'll disregard anything that moron anthony friedli has to say why not rape his mouth shut like mexico did with saad ahmdedly

by Gangster Disciples 102 January 22, 2022

Drudge Report

See Propaganda

News articles that have been blown out of proportion or exaggerated to the extreme as to attract and mislead morons. Carries a large Right wing bias offering a depiction of a world that is crumbling because liberals and the rest of non-america are destroying it.

Type of news on drudge report: Sensationalist, Celebrity Drama, Political bias, and some real news. So really his site is like all large news organizations for example like MSNBC, Fox News, Etc.

Drudge Report Headline translation generally: World is ending

by Deadheadbear57 April 3, 2009

Drudge Report

Was once a biting-edge right-wing source of gossip and 'news', but has now become as tired as Fox News. Is quick to promote such bores as Sarah Palin. One can only conclude now that there is no Matt behind the Drudge Report, as stories are promoted solely to further the agenda of the American Christian right idiotology.

Do you go to the Drudge Report anymore?

No, TMZ is faster.

by YooHooBoo October 8, 2009

TPS Reports

This Place Sucks Report. The corporate america has been so bogged down with status reports that no work gets done because you spend all day giving your status to obnoxious product managers. Let them know how you feel in the next TPS Report.

Boss: Did you get that project done?
Me: Actually I haven't had time to start a new one.
Boss: Mmmm yeah, well send me a TPS Report with its status.
Me: This Place Sucks.

by Todd B. January 18, 2005

Reproductives

Organs which are used primarily in the creation of offspring.

I was down at the welfare office today, and I saw this guy who shouldn't have kids, so I chopped his reproductives with a pair of hedge clippers

by Cleefy January 23, 2011