Rendezjew

A meeting of Jews: predominately for social recreation, during such occasions bagels are often ingested and legal manitary tender is wisely invested.

"Shalom Hershel, are you free for a rendezjew this evening?"
"Toda but no, if we meet in groups exceeding 2 either the Christians, Russians, Germans, English...well pretty much anyone attacks us, too many died last year."
"...there'll be cream cheese."
"I'm in"

by Jewfro15 June 19, 2009

Render Fucked

A term for when you have so many things happening on your computer at a time that even opening a folder takes at least 20 seconds. This is most common with small computers or people who use a lot of high ram requiring programs at a time (ie: motion, color, final cut, photoshop, ect.)

The term derives from the process of "rendering" in which is most known from final cut. The rendering process is slow and makes your computer lag like a bitch, thus when you are doing multiple things on the computer, your getting "render fucked"

Guy 1- *On the phone* Dude! look up fat guy fail on youtube
Guy 2- I cant, i have final cut, motion, color, 12 tabs on safari, and i tunes running at the same time. Im getting render fucked
Guy 1- well then quit a few of your tabs.
Guy 2- no

by It happens to me all the time September 21, 2010

renee's butt

DAAAAAAS AH GR8T @SS

look at dat renee's butt

by toats January 18, 2018

Redeemers

Used to describe a great set of tits on a not so desirable chick

Fuck me, check out the redeemers on her

by Camynneb March 29, 2020

jennifer renee

The type of woman who will go above and beyond to protect the ones she loves and cares about the most. One who owns up to her faults and has no problems admitting She's wrong and will do the steps necessary to correct the mistake at the time. Her loyalty, honesty, love, and respect are built into her like it's never ever been a problem. Has the biggest heart when it comes to people and their happiness. DON'T LET THE PRETTY FACE FOOL U THO BCUZ REAL LIFE SHE PUT THE BEAST ASLEEP FOR THE GREATER GOOD. PUSH THAT BUTTON THAT RELEASES IT AND GOD BLESS THOSE WHO CAUSED THAT RAGE U GONNA NEED ALL THE PROTECTION U can get bcuz shits gonna get flipped upside down and inside out words case scenario someone's leaving in a ambulance or the final resting van and it sure in the hell isn't gonna be her

There comes a point in everyone's life where they need a Lil bit of Jennifer Renee in it...

by Jenny shortstack renee January 17, 2017

Sarah renee

Someone who is a bitch sometimes but you gotta love her. She may look like a total introvert but in reality she is very flirtatious and very funny . The more you get to know her the more you'll fall for her.She is very pretty but self conscience.

Person:ugh that girl is a bitch
friend: Hey! that's Sarah Renee , if you get to know her you will fall in love.

by Jasonxox123 February 8, 2018

reindeer games

another name for the head games that a man or a woman plays with one another in a relationship.

I wish Jim would grow up and stop playing reindeer games with the women he dates.

by Molly October 15, 2004