Regularly socking away money, not into any kind of savings plan, but into lottery tickets.
Alternately, into any kind of gambling.
Alternately, into any kind of gambling.
by high-tech redneck August 25, 2009
Get the Redneck Retirement Plan mug.n. A type of cooking that involves a bunch of rednecks around an outdoors deep fryer, trying to find things to deep fry. This act is usually accompanied by copious amounts of domestic beer and country music.
Types of food deep fried during this event typically start with traditional fare such as frog legs and possum, but then move onto more exotic dishes such as pound cake, dinner rolls, and marshmallows. Higher levels of inebriation typically result in more creative contributions to the culinary world.
Types of food deep fried during this event typically start with traditional fare such as frog legs and possum, but then move onto more exotic dishes such as pound cake, dinner rolls, and marshmallows. Higher levels of inebriation typically result in more creative contributions to the culinary world.
While camping at Rattler Ford during our traditional Redneck Fondue, we discovered that deep fried pound cake tastes like donuts
Typical conversation:
"What're we eatin'"
"Ain't rightly sure, let's see if it'll fry at the Redneck Foundue"
Typical conversation:
"What're we eatin'"
"Ain't rightly sure, let's see if it'll fry at the Redneck Foundue"
by swivet February 6, 2010
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Revised Redneck Characteristic List from the 17th definition:
1. Nascar, Huntin, AND muddin are the main sports
2. Some of us can be very good spellers if we choose it
3. We can pronounce words albeit alittle slowly
4. Duct tape on a car CAN be sexy
5. 30-40+year old trucks have wonderful potential(67 Fords& 85 Chevys)
6. We are VERY sarcastic people, you just don't know
7. Old license plates, deer heads on the wall, and guns (not coins) are great to collect
8. "fart" is not a swear word (it means our in-public flatulations)
9. We listen to country, rock, and occasionaly rap
10. Some of us are computer literate, we're called "hi-tech rednecks"
11. Incest is for white trash, and mountain folk
12. We take logic classes, thank you
13. The main favorite colors are plaid and camo
14. Hell yeah we proudly fly our Confederate flags
15. Our houses would be haunted by civil war ghosts if the house was over a battlefield
16. Roaches are only our best friend when they're not bein shot at with our BB guns fer fun practice
17. We do not keep old Pepsi bottles of urine, it's more'n likely old bottles of dip spit
18. We don't go to ebay for old vehicles, we go to junkyards
19. We don't use MSN, it's more like free Yahoo email or a few of us actually have AOL
20. Most rednecks have to be seriously infatuated with a girl to go "head over heels" for her
21. We are always proud to be a redneck because incest is fer them mountian people and white trash
I'm not makin' this up. I am a proud reneck and I know a helluva lot more like me.
1. Nascar, Huntin, AND muddin are the main sports
2. Some of us can be very good spellers if we choose it
3. We can pronounce words albeit alittle slowly
4. Duct tape on a car CAN be sexy
5. 30-40+year old trucks have wonderful potential(67 Fords& 85 Chevys)
6. We are VERY sarcastic people, you just don't know
7. Old license plates, deer heads on the wall, and guns (not coins) are great to collect
8. "fart" is not a swear word (it means our in-public flatulations)
9. We listen to country, rock, and occasionaly rap
10. Some of us are computer literate, we're called "hi-tech rednecks"
11. Incest is for white trash, and mountain folk
12. We take logic classes, thank you
13. The main favorite colors are plaid and camo
14. Hell yeah we proudly fly our Confederate flags
15. Our houses would be haunted by civil war ghosts if the house was over a battlefield
16. Roaches are only our best friend when they're not bein shot at with our BB guns fer fun practice
17. We do not keep old Pepsi bottles of urine, it's more'n likely old bottles of dip spit
18. We don't go to ebay for old vehicles, we go to junkyards
19. We don't use MSN, it's more like free Yahoo email or a few of us actually have AOL
20. Most rednecks have to be seriously infatuated with a girl to go "head over heels" for her
21. We are always proud to be a redneck because incest is fer them mountian people and white trash
I'm not makin' this up. I am a proud reneck and I know a helluva lot more like me.
by Simonds July 21, 2006
Get the redneck mug.A redneck is simply a caucasian southerner. I will agree, not all rednecks are educated, but some of us are. The fact that a person enjoys outdoor activities does not make them a redneck. You have your redneck, and then you have your WHITE TRASH, or caucasian waste, rather. Rednecks tend to be classier, more intellectual southerners, while white trash folks are described as...well....just read most of the above definitions. Rednecks are not the racists, white trash folks are. You people are getting it all mixed up.
Redneck = polite, friendly southerner who might happen to enjoy chewing tobacco
White Trash = dumb-ass backwater hicks who make southerners look bad.
Redneck = polite, friendly southerner who might happen to enjoy chewing tobacco
White Trash = dumb-ass backwater hicks who make southerners look bad.
by Collin Mayfield October 9, 2005
Get the Redneck mug.Being more of a redneck than someone else.
by RebeccaLynne January 2, 2009
Get the rednecker mug.Daniel: John's 21 and has never had a girlfriend, poor guy.
Mike: I heard that the lack of pussy even made him do a Redneck 69
Daniel: Forever alone.
Mike: I heard that the lack of pussy even made him do a Redneck 69
Daniel: Forever alone.
by duckfist June 15, 2011
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Southern rednecks:(visits a small town in the north) Wow! I didn't know there were rednecks in the north! They are just like us! I like them now!
Northern redneck : HELL YEAH!
Everyone: Lets get drunk!!! YAY!
Northern redneck : HELL YEAH!
Everyone: Lets get drunk!!! YAY!
by Erkle bill joe September 25, 2010
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