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Redneck Retirement Plan

Regularly socking away money, not into any kind of savings plan, but into lottery tickets.

Alternately, into any kind of gambling.
Hopefully my Redneck Retirement Plan will pay off this week.
by high-tech redneck August 25, 2009
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Redneck Fondue

n. A type of cooking that involves a bunch of rednecks around an outdoors deep fryer, trying to find things to deep fry. This act is usually accompanied by copious amounts of domestic beer and country music.

Types of food deep fried during this event typically start with traditional fare such as frog legs and possum, but then move onto more exotic dishes such as pound cake, dinner rolls, and marshmallows. Higher levels of inebriation typically result in more creative contributions to the culinary world.
While camping at Rattler Ford during our traditional Redneck Fondue, we discovered that deep fried pound cake tastes like donuts

Typical conversation:
"What're we eatin'"
"Ain't rightly sure, let's see if it'll fry at the Redneck Foundue"
by swivet February 6, 2010
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redneck

Revised Redneck Characteristic List from the 17th definition:

1. Nascar, Huntin, AND muddin are the main sports
2. Some of us can be very good spellers if we choose it
3. We can pronounce words albeit alittle slowly
4. Duct tape on a car CAN be sexy
5. 30-40+year old trucks have wonderful potential(67 Fords& 85 Chevys)
6. We are VERY sarcastic people, you just don't know
7. Old license plates, deer heads on the wall, and guns (not coins) are great to collect
8. "fart" is not a swear word (it means our in-public flatulations)
9. We listen to country, rock, and occasionaly rap
10. Some of us are computer literate, we're called "hi-tech rednecks"
11. Incest is for white trash, and mountain folk
12. We take logic classes, thank you
13. The main favorite colors are plaid and camo
14. Hell yeah we proudly fly our Confederate flags
15. Our houses would be haunted by civil war ghosts if the house was over a battlefield
16. Roaches are only our best friend when they're not bein shot at with our BB guns fer fun practice
17. We do not keep old Pepsi bottles of urine, it's more'n likely old bottles of dip spit
18. We don't go to ebay for old vehicles, we go to junkyards
19. We don't use MSN, it's more like free Yahoo email or a few of us actually have AOL
20. Most rednecks have to be seriously infatuated with a girl to go "head over heels" for her
21. We are always proud to be a redneck because incest is fer them mountian people and white trash

I'm not makin' this up. I am a proud reneck and I know a helluva lot more like me.
Them rednecks sure had fun at the mud hole last night.
by Simonds July 21, 2006
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Redneck

A redneck is simply a caucasian southerner. I will agree, not all rednecks are educated, but some of us are. The fact that a person enjoys outdoor activities does not make them a redneck. You have your redneck, and then you have your WHITE TRASH, or caucasian waste, rather. Rednecks tend to be classier, more intellectual southerners, while white trash folks are described as...well....just read most of the above definitions. Rednecks are not the racists, white trash folks are. You people are getting it all mixed up.

Redneck = polite, friendly southerner who might happen to enjoy chewing tobacco

White Trash = dumb-ass backwater hicks who make southerners look bad.
Redneck phrase: "Howdy, my name's David."

White Trash: "Her her her I like shootin' niggers!"
by Collin Mayfield October 9, 2005
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rednecker

Being more of a redneck than someone else.
I have 4 cars on my lawn, and you only have 2. Therefore, I am rednecker than you are.
by RebeccaLynne January 2, 2009
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Redneck 69

One who preform this act, is licking his armpit (pretending it's a vagina) while he masturbates.
Daniel: John's 21 and has never had a girlfriend, poor guy.
Mike: I heard that the lack of pussy even made him do a Redneck 69
Daniel: Forever alone.
by duckfist June 15, 2011
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Northern redneck

The same as southern rednecks, maybe just a little less raciest. Usually live in small towns, not the city.
Southern rednecks:(visits a small town in the north) Wow! I didn't know there were rednecks in the north! They are just like us! I like them now!

Northern redneck : HELL YEAH!
Everyone: Lets get drunk!!! YAY!
by Erkle bill joe September 25, 2010
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