purse candy

Hard candies that your grandma bought at Walgreen's in 1998 that are sitting in the bottom of her purse.

Grandma: Oh Matthew, you're getting cranky. Let grandma give you some purse candy to boost your blood sugar.

by @price5233 June 20, 2020

prawn purse

Another word for a smelly unclean vagina

She dropped her Primark leggings and out popped her prawn purse

by Thepope92 January 10, 2021

Purse Burger

When Brandy is fully shithoused and hides Mcdoubles in her purse for sober Brandy in the morning/afternoon.

Fuck yes, just found this purse burger cause I’m so goddamn hungry.

by Vangaales April 07, 2018

supply the purse

To supply the purse is to Bring girls for the party. Or pay for your girl while you're out.

You make sure we have good music, and I'll supply the purse.
Don't worry about bringing cash to the bar baby, I'll supply the purse

by R3DtheSAVAG3 June 28, 2017

Snack Purse

Great tasting pussy. Lips opening up to a sweet and delicious snack!

"She had the best snack purse."
"Yo bitch, let me try your sweet snack purse."

by kbomb87 May 26, 2014

tofu purse

a vegetarian woman's genitals. a specification of the general term "spam purse"

man 1: "I could see Betty's spam purse her skirt was so short." man 2: "No, dude. Betty, has a tofu purse, she's a vegetarian."

by duvzy omalley September 26, 2010

*clutches purse*

this now overused joke/phrase is shown when someone thinks you or someone else is being a fucking weirdo, but the places that you would see this the most is under the comments of a white person wearing box braids on tiktok.

person one: *says/does something weird on a video*
person two: “*clutches purse* it’s not safe here honey 👩 👧“

by chuusouljaontt June 02, 2021