Change purse

A man's ball sack.

"I think those swim trunks ate too small, Tony. I can see your change purse!"

by Mymotherfucker247 February 14, 2018

Douche Purse

Douche Purse is the same meaning but is referred as the female version of the term "douche bag".

"Katie is such a douche purse. I hate it when she uses my curling iron."

by xxHouse82xx August 19, 2013

Purse Vomit

The contents of a purse, after they have been poured out onto the floor or a table. Purse vomit can be found when women have lost their car keys or makeup or then they are transferring the contents of one purse to another.

I came home and found purse vomit all over my floor with Mary digging through it, trying to find her keys.

by Nemo Noone December 26, 2011

purse curds

A nasty, gooey yeast infection.

Bro, don't mess with Jessica. She's got a brutal case of purse curds.

by Colonel Angus Redbeard July 13, 2017

Purse badger

A person, typically female, who keeps their proximity or RFID badge in their purse at all times. While not typically a problem, the purse badger will always hold up a group of weary-eye, late-arrivals at the entrance while she tries in vain to scan the badge through the sidewall of the purse. The purse badger is an animal of convenience and necessity, and does not remove the badge from the purse for any reason. If the badge cannot be scanned, the next person in line will be forced to use their badge to open the door so the group may pass.

I was late to work because the purse badger was holding up the line at the door.

by W0lf Dick June 2, 2018

prawn purse

Another word for a smelly unclean vagina

She dropped her Primark leggings and out popped her prawn purse

by Thepope92 January 10, 2021

*clutches purse*

this now overused joke/phrase is shown when someone thinks you or someone else is being a fucking weirdo, but the places that you would see this the most is under the comments of a white person wearing box braids on tiktok.

person one: *says/does something weird on a video*
person two: “*clutches purse* it’s not safe here honey 👩 👧“

by chuusouljaontt June 2, 2021