Mitness protection program

An unannounced but deliberate strategy in a presidential campaign, notably that of Republican candidate Mitt Romney, to stay in the background raising money and seeking endorsements, while avoiding engagement with the voters.

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney is, currently, pursuing a Mitness Protection Program.

by neurophius August 4, 2011

boner protector

A pinny-like garment that restricts the protrusion of an erect phallus from interfering with other peoples day to day business.

I'm working with too many lush girls, I need a boner protector.

by DJ SH TA January 15, 2015

Ass Protector

When someone is always standing behind a girl with a nice ass. It could be a friend, boyfriend, parent, teacher, exc.

Krista has a nice ass but Justin has become her ass protector.

by pfi September 10, 2016

Fridge protector

Of some calls you a fridge protector they are saying you’ll do anything to protect the food in the fridge therefore calling you fat. If someone says this to you slap the shit out them.

Him: Shutchyo big fridge protector ass up
Me: *spaps the shit out this bum ass Biggs who think he can all me fat like nigga where*

by thatniggaaagabyyyy September 23, 2018

Lesbian protection barrier

Wall of pillows between two men to protect them from being called gay

We better set up a Lesbian protection barrier because were not gay

by Jesse Allan ;) February 14, 2022

Semen protector

The protector of semen
There to protect you from sus videos online
Made popular recently due to Stanley.MOV's YLYL and sleep streams

Yo Virgil please be my semen protector and prevent this anime woman from stealing my semen

by Ageddevistation August 18, 2022

shit down protest

The act of unfurling a log of faeces while at work with the intention of ‘sticking it to the man’.

Johnny is staging a shit down protest because his boss made him work a Sunday. He’s been in there for four hours.

by Napoledan January 6, 2020