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Potato Salad

Tyler, The Creator recently came up with the song "Potato Salad" featuring A$AP ROCKY. The actual Potato Salad is something that is as close as possible to the concept of perfection, so everything could be Potato Salad, it just changes person by person. When someone asks if something is Potato Salad he means that the thing questioned to be Potato Salad is definitely something that this person likes a lot. It can be used for objects, people and to define really good weed. Note though that everything can be Potato Salad, but the philosophy stands for the fact that nothing will ever be Potato Salad.
1.Hey is that Potato Salad?

2.Hey what's good, you got that Potato Salad with you?
by Tyranitar August 26, 2018
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Sideways potato shit

A deposit of feces resembling a potato that has managed to wedge itself in a horizontally lengthened position between the butt cheeks of the person pooping it.
Dude, I just took a sideways potato shit!

OMG, my ass is torn apart from that sideways potato shit.

shit potato sideways
by tru3s4int October 27, 2010
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Potato Back

When you eat fatty foods (including hot chips) it gives you a stabbing like feeling in your lower back.
"I had so many hot chips last night I got a wicked case of potato back"
by smallsparrow January 28, 2013
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potato fetish

The act of using mass amounts of potatos during sex.
Potato fetish-"Damn last night was lit this chick beat my dick with mashed potatoes ."
by TheLastCrusader June 17, 2017
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Potato Cat

A well-drawn cat that can be found almost anywhere. You can find these little critters at your local Aldi, school, movie theatre, etc.
Hey, there's a Potato Cat on the ceiling!
by The Infamous Potato Cat March 18, 2020
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Potato Sacks

A term for:
- Extremely Large Titties, beyond anything good
- Extremely Saggy Titties
- A combination of the above

These are often seen in the old ages and ghetto populations
Jack: Dayuuum man! You see the potato sacks on dis girl??

Liam: Yeah bro..........just fucking nasty........they're so saggy its just bad......
by MU2 April 10, 2011
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Michael Potato Head

A Michael Potato Head is a closeted, chubby, bald and self-loathing potato who allegedly has ED problems. When it comes to being a two faced, Michael takes the cake. Michael Potato Head's biggest issue, is he LACKS a true sense of self. He tends to be delusional and an angry potato most of the time, which is likely a self-defense mechanism in order to cope. Michael Potato Head and the truth mix like oil and water. Michael Potato Head is such a douche, that any girl that has ever been duped into a relationship with the dope, ends up upgrading when they meet someone else.
Marie - One of these days I'm going to have the finances to get out of this horrible relationship with Michael Potato Head...get this, he actually borrows money from his mother, who he bad mouths all the time, to pay our landlord the rent, and all because he spends our money ment for rent on his marijuana, booze, and golfing habits!

Karen - The writing is on the wall, Marie, you need to dump Michael Potato Head and upgrade. It's bad enough your sex life is horrible, you shouldn't be broke too. What did we learn today?

Marie - I need to upgrade my situation, and ASAP. You're the best, Karen. :)
by DoYouLikeApples July 16, 2010
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