Professor X

A man who looses sensation in their legs as a result of sitting on the toilet for too long.

Hey, did you hear about Travis? He professor X’ed himself because fell asleep while taking a shit.

by Chase77 August 12, 2018

Professor Kkat

N. An internet personality and profile consisting of a humanoid white cat with blue eyes in a lab coat.

Random Discord user: Oh yeah, that CHEESE server was made by Professor Kkat.
Other User: What's so great about cheese anyway?
Professor Kkat: ANY SANE PERSON LIKES CHEESE!!!

by Professor Kkat August 04, 2023

professor pac-Man

Professor Pac-Man is a quiz arcade game that was produced by Bally Midway and is the seventh title in the Pac-Man series of games, which was released in August 1983. It is also the last of only seven games from Bally Midway Manufacturing to run on their Midway Astrocade hardware.

Yo I’m playing a new Professor Pac-Man game.

by Your bob September 01, 2022

Methics Professor

Someone who is ambivalent to another's drug use.

Who am I to tell you not to do drugs, your Methics Professor?

by Bobbyhino June 03, 2023

Professor Puppeting

A person who has intercourse with their college professor in order to get a good grade - that person is 'puppeting' or using the professor for their own advantage.

"Did you hear that Sally is professor puppeting Dr. O'Brien to ace physical science?

by Margie Bear. December 19, 2009

Rage My Professor

Instead of "Rate my Professor", this means to write a livid review about your professor on the Rate My Professor website. You rage about your professor. This also can just be a typo of the regular "rate". The acronym for this is "RMP".

I am so fucking pissed about my grade. I am going to Rage My Professor now!

I am really angry and upset about this class. I will Rage my Professor!

by LingDanc803 February 28, 2023

Professor B

I well knowledgeable person, wise and knows how to do almost everything. Very loyal and dedicated. All Professors are handsome, with great looks an speak with confidence.

Who are you, My names Professor B an you are?

Yo look its Professor B!

This is a house of learning doctors, No my names Professor B an I'm here to teach!

by The Dr. PB July 10, 2013