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premature celebration

Throwing a party or celebrating an event before it is appropriate. Most often done in an effort to fit the schedule of someone other than the party honoree.
Kelly: Why are we having cake today? Isn't Cara's birthday next Friday?

Mark: Yeah, but her boss is on vacation next week, so we're having a premature celebration.
by Fireball D May 7, 2009
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Preemptive Sex

Preemptive sex is the act of having sex with someone before they realize they want to have sex with you. Its something that you do to someone, similar to "SUPRISE BUTTSECKS." This is a broader defintion that encompasses both anal intercourse and vaginal intercourse. This is NOT considered rape, as the person will eventually consent, just not before you have sex with them.
"Dude im totally gonna have preemptive sex with Jane tonight, she'll want it next week im sure.
by JIMYBUFFT September 15, 2009
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Preemo

A nickname for the hip hop producer: "DJ Premier"
"Damn son, u heard Preemo on dis new Evidence track??"
by supwitchamoms September 22, 2011
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Prem

a male who attracts many females, also knows as a stud or a G
look at that prem over there with those girls
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acrostic poem

An acrostic is a poem or other form of writing in which the first letter, syllable or word of each line, paragraph or other recurring feature in the text spells out a word or a message.
Acrostic poem of the name/word "Jim"
J-Joking
I-intriguing
M-millionaire
by Jimmy The Guy January 15, 2014
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premature ejaculation

Accidently activating your "star power" before every one else in your band, unless going solo, can accumulate enough to star power with you.
Rocker 1:
*tilts guitar a bit*
"GODAMMIT, sorry guys. Didn't mean for that to happen."

Rest of band:
"C'MON, man. You gotta get your premature ejaculation under control."
by mr.grey January 21, 2009
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Premeditated Wanking

Engaging in the act of wanking having pre-planned the desired time, location, and length of time in which the act of wanking should occur. Often used by homosexual men who have other, gayer things they could be doing.
"I prefer premeditated wanking over other types of wanking, I need the time to get ready for something so emotionally affectional"
by nubcake October 16, 2006
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