by Marquezbro September 24, 2016
The act of greasing one's body passage or orifice in anticipation of what will surely be the fucking of a lifetime. This term is is rarely used in the literal sense and more often found to be describing acts done to preempt a dire consequence of inaction.
"Dude, the boss will go apeshit if we don't get those reports done for the meeting on Friday"
"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."
"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."
by tokyotapes October 30, 2009
When you say something dumb so you start to make fun of yourself so that when other people roast you it hurts less.
Before my buddies could clown on me, I did a quick pre-roast, clowning on myself first. You know, gotta beat 'em to the punch.
by C1284854738 August 17, 2023
by SierraBRAAAH December 23, 2010
A girl, who is destined to be a hoe in future, and whose "Hoe Journey" hasn't started yet, since she's still a virgin.
Samuel: Stefanie over there is definitely a Pre-Hoe.
Mathias: What's a "Pre-Hoe"?
Samuel: Well, as soon as her virginity is taken away, she'll sleep around with everyone she can.
Felix: And how did you come to that conclusion?
Samuel: Well, as you already know, she has already had three "first kisses". Then look at the way she acts around attractive boys, and lastly, look at the way she dresses. I think that says it all
Mathias: What's a "Pre-Hoe"?
Samuel: Well, as soon as her virginity is taken away, she'll sleep around with everyone she can.
Felix: And how did you come to that conclusion?
Samuel: Well, as you already know, she has already had three "first kisses". Then look at the way she acts around attractive boys, and lastly, look at the way she dresses. I think that says it all
by Dude9013 March 15, 2023
To complain irritatingly about a future event that may or may not happen.
For example,If we go there, the Sox will lose, you'll get drunk and I'll hate it.
If we have that picnic, it'll be 90 degrees, we'll be attacked by wasps and I'll hate it.
If you buy that, it will wear out, we'll go broke and I'll hate it.
For example,If we go there, the Sox will lose, you'll get drunk and I'll hate it.
If we have that picnic, it'll be 90 degrees, we'll be attacked by wasps and I'll hate it.
If you buy that, it will wear out, we'll go broke and I'll hate it.
He pre-bitches whenever he suggests doing something he doesn't want to do.
Pre-bitching is really annoying because it brings up imaginary problems to oppose a plan.
Pre-bitching is really annoying because it brings up imaginary problems to oppose a plan.
by Shhhammo September 07, 2009
The act of eating a moderate and inexpensive meal prior to eating at an expensive restaurant in order avoid ordering a full portion; thus saving money, fulfilling your hunger and enjoying a quality meal.
Friends: Hey lets go out to eat at Gratzi Italian Bistro!
You: Sounds good, but I'm gonna pre-feast with some McChicken sandwiches first. I'll meet you there in a bit.
You: Sounds good, but I'm gonna pre-feast with some McChicken sandwiches first. I'll meet you there in a bit.
by waggy04 June 17, 2009