poser

How to be rude to a fellow metalhead whilst showing yourself up at the same time

Shouting "fucking poser"! to a random person in the street

by philippa smith January 5, 2009

poser

A person who doesn't use their origional ideas to be who they want to be. They follow the crowd and try to fit in with what a certain group is doing. Since there are no more origional ideas left, and everything is based off of something, we are all posers. As soon as you can have the epiphiny that you are ALSO a poser, you can then have the epiphiny that you are NOT a poser. If you can't accept the fact that to a certain degree you are a poser, you can never leave poserdom.

"He's such a poser. He's trying to look just like that one punk singer from the 70's. He even admits to it."

{caution: embracing your poserdom is a hard task. In the long run, you will be thankful though. Not caring when other people call you a poser is how you get out of the poser loop.}

by Stepha_Muffin April 3, 2008

poser

A man who poses like a little bitch.
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please see hair metal

Boy them hair metal dudes sure look like chicks and have the pouty lips and teased hair and everything.But they're dudes.They need to stop trying to be something that they're not (chicks).
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oh and,
Example doesn't use the word poser. Use the word in a sentence.

by You've killed my boner. December 28, 2005

poser

A word people use to label someone that is working on something that they don't have the balls to try because they are afraid to be rejected themselves and thus called a 'poser'.

Look at that ugly person, they are such a beautiful person poser.

by ScottD July 18, 2008

poser

IS- A baffling question

NOT- A person who pretends to be someone he or she is not

Girl-Where are my underpants?

Boy-That's a poser. Um... I think we left them in the
library?

Look up poseur, and use the right word, idiots!

by Jewelie April 9, 2006

poser

A poser is someone who tries hard to fit into a group which they do not belong to. This is usually to receive a certain type of reputation among others.People also preach they like certain types of music to fit into certain groups yet have no idea what the bands music is about.

Girl:(singing teenagers by My Chemical Romance)I just love My Chemical Romance!
MCR Fan: Who is your favrioute mem of MCR
Girl:Whats MCR?
MCR Fan: My Chemical Romance??You where just singing there songs?
Girl: Oh Teenagers
MCR fan: I love I never told you what i do for a living!
Girl: Whos that song by?
MCR fan:(falls over poser!!!)

by Cloza November 29, 2007

poser

i little white boy who thinks he black but not

that loser tyler blake is a poser cause he thought he were black but now he think he leb

by Leigh213 December 28, 2005