driving the porcelain bus

When you've had too much to drink, and you wind up with two hands on the opened toilet in a kneeling position puking your guts out.

Man am I exhausted! I drank too much and was driving the porcelian bus all night!

by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004

Porcelain Firing Range

A urinal or any other made-from-porcelain place that one urinates in.

Time to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range!

by Duct Tape Burns February 5, 2010

praying to the porcelain gods

when you are kneeling over a toilet and puking

after she got sauced, she sucked off every guy at the party and then was praying to the porcelain gods

by david August 12, 2003

porcelain hate crime

1. To experience a bowel movement so heinous that you feel as if your are actually wronging the toilet by taking it.

2. To defame the porcelain throne by means of taking an un-naturally vial dump.

Ex: After having 8 pints of Guinness and two huge bean burritos Kris was ready to commit a porcelain hate crime.

by ~6.48 January 3, 2009

Worshiping The Porcelain Goddess

A euphemism for vomiting into the toilet.

Example:
Jane Doe is regretting and paying for her excessive drinking last night. She has spent several hours on her knees worshiping the porcelain goddess.

by Scheme Fighter July 7, 2011

Bombing the porcelain harbor

Taking a dump. A reference to Japan bombing Pearl Harbor for you who are still taught that in school. Lots of splashing and sinking of debris usually involved.

Wow, i just came from Timmy's house and after Bombing the porcelain harbor, I'm pretty sure they will retaliate.

by JoeHonus November 9, 2012

point percy at the porcelain

to have a piss, to take a leak, to sython the python, to get out the one eyed trouser snake, to strain your tatters, to wring out the sponge,to empty the hairy plums

after all that beer I need to point percy at the porcelain

by algarve dave December 14, 2004